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by Joe Quimby December 6, 2006
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When doing double penetration, the Astonisher is the preferred method.
by A. Boyd January 13, 2007
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by silveroxide October 13, 2016
Get the Aston mug.a thing that is super fucking annoying and doesnt deserve rights. You can tell its an Awsten by these three key things.
1: it always types in all caps. LIKE THIS, NO MATTER WHAT!
2. They have obnoxiously bright hair colours.
And 3: they think they are better then everyone else in the world because they are the kead singer of waterslides
1: it always types in all caps. LIKE THIS, NO MATTER WHAT!
2. They have obnoxiously bright hair colours.
And 3: they think they are better then everyone else in the world because they are the kead singer of waterslides
"Hey is that an Awsten Knight, it has bright purple hair and is yelling like a crazy man on crack" "yep thats an Awsten of course" You say, pointing to the twink like man in the corner of the club. He was screaming like a chimpanzee and had hair brighter then my future. It was definitaly an Awsten Knight.
by Underscoreshani February 22, 2019
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by PHAIZE January 9, 2004
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