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average guy

A sweet kind caring guy, who thinks they're average because of low self esteem or because they're not like the other douch bags out their. Average guys make you smile and cry out out happiness not sadness. Averages guys are the best guys to have as boyfriends husbands and friends because no matter what they're the most down to earth sweet loving caring guys who are filled with emotional depth strength and love.
When he says "I'm just an average guy" you got a winner!
by Dictionarylady3598 December 25, 2016
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counterproductive advertising

Those lame,local TV ads that drive customers away due to their amateurish,home-made,ridiculous,and downright embarrassing nature. Typically a low budget advertisement featuring the business owner dressed up as a clown,a king or a mattress. Often features the business owners kids or other family members.
Those Mister Mattress TV spots are counterproductive advertising.I'd never buy anything from that fool.
by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011
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Average

An average person is someone who Loves Harry Potter, hates Twilight, perfers google to yahoo, and enjoys playing with their socks during church!
most of america, Average
by thewoman February 27, 2010
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Average Joe

"Who's that?"
"Eh, just an average Joe."

"In these films the art community is a netherworld aggressively hostile to those average joes... who are not of it."(Carrie Rickey)
by Joseph Tek Fox March 25, 2003
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Average American

A stereotype, (most common in other advanced countries) which stereotypes the majority of America as extremely obese people who do nothing, (and are often unemployed).
"The Average American is a slob who is incapable of doing anything".
by Ronnie 4 Hire February 18, 2012
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MILF Alert

When there is at least one MILF within a 50 foot radius.
Two man-friends at a bar:

Guy 1: Dude me and Jane totally boned for like 3 hours last night! It was so amaz-

Guy 2: OMG! MILF Alert!

(Both men stare at a classic MILF sitting at a nearby table)
by raytk12 July 11, 2010
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Average Looking Guy Syndrome (ALGS)

When an average looking guy is reminded that he is average looking from
looking in the mirror, and girls' initial looks towards him. It carriers over into other parts of his life. "
Professor, I've been dealing with the affects of Average Looking Guy Syndrome (ALGS). Could i have an extension?
by Joebk2005 December 9, 2008
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