Austrian Exit

When you crap in someone's toilet leaving a turd on the shelf without flushing, and then leave without saying goodbye.

"Where's James gone?"
"not sure, I'll have a look"
"maybe he's in the toi.. oh god, he's totally austrian exited us"

by Chris Corden February 16, 2015

austrian minigun

The Austrian Minigun is one of the must time consuming sexual acts involving , 6-8 large Austrian men (preferable with a military background) unloading their seed on to a willing participant while rotating in a clock wise motion.

Bobby: me and my girl want to get freaky in the bed room

Timmy: If you know 6-8 Austrian men you could give here the Austrian minigun.

by Yung Kashi February 3, 2018

Austin Chan

literally asian jesus

It's Austin Chan, connoisseur of long wangs.

by TheGuy985 January 4, 2019

Austronaut

An extremely annoying Expat Aussie Airline Pilot mostly associated with Airlines in the Asia Pacific region CX Pilots They are extremely insecure characters that heavily rely on their only life skill as a pilot to prove that they are better Astronaut than their modest colleagues, whatever their rank, background or nationality. Most of them have low intelligence levelsdumb, anger issues and are extremely insecure. They appear to be decent until the cockpit door is closed thus proving they are cowardly in natureBullies They are abrupt, rude, aggressive and an embarrassment to the Aviation Industry.

I just flew with a typical Austronaut

by Hh332 October 17, 2019

AustrianHammer

AustrianHammer refers to an analplug like device, which is commonly used to stimulate the nerves located in the asshole.

Max: Dude, do you know any tools to massage the asshole for sexual purposes?

Jakob: Someone told me about the AustrianHammer

by JayJaylikeylikey February 22, 2020

Austin, Texas

A once quiet, laid-back, friendly small Texas city populated mainly by native Texans and UT students. A very attractive and pleasant place, full of culture, great food, a great music scene, and nonstop nightlife, but a climate of brutal summers lasting 6 months out of the year and bipolar winters that can be anywhere from 10-90 degrees. Until the 1970’s, many people outside the south commonly known as “Yankees”, decided to move there and kept their personalities and culture of perceived unfriendliness, hostility, and indifference. And for the past 20-30 years, it has now become a very progressive city full of culture and pretentiousness, but now an overcrowded and overpriced cesspool with nonstop traffic from 5:00 a.m to 1:00 a.m. and middle-classes flocking to Round Rock, Cedar Park, and Leander on the north side and Buda and Manchaca on the south side. Westlake Hills remains the upper middle class white flight area it has been since the 1970’s.

I’m from Austin, Texas. I’m a UT graduate with a doctorate degree in philosophy, a vegan that loves beyond sausage hot dogs with Sriracha, wants a sterile, politically correct society, and far left socialist. Drive up the prices of homes to make the place more desirable! Now I’m going to work at the vegan restaurant I work at waiting tables so I can pay my $3000 a month rent on a 1 room apartment downtown!

by waspcoloredstain December 18, 2021

Austin Mekenzie

A “Austin Mekinzie” is a creature not know to man, this creature will tear off your skin, by changing your nick-name in fortnite to: “sweatbraggernerd” adovid at all costs…

“Shut the fuck up! We do not care about they pvz2 mints!”

-proceeds to tear off all limbs, and has oral sex with an eye ball from its victim-

“An lifeless corps powered by drinking tears”

1382-2022”

“An Austin Mekenzie is an creature powered by the tears Of his fortnite kills victims”

by COLEPEDERSON November 22, 2022