Asternithin

transitive verb
1: To drive or punish one's ass by whipping; but without the force necessary to fully regret the act.

2: Atonement in a half assed way

Mary: "Did you hear what Brad did to Angelina?"
Genivieve: "No, but i bet he'll asternithin himself to get back with her!"

Sarah: "Oh my GOD! Did you hear how Bill crawled back to Hillary?"
Elizabeth: "Ha! I Bet he just went through Asternithin to get out of paying alimony."

by Tardis Chaser June 2, 2009

asteroid poop

When taking a poop, the poop "breaks up" on "reentry" and leaves a notable splash for every chunk.

"Dude I had a total asteroid poop back there. I had to wipe my ass four times to get all of the water off."

by Blood_Sweat_'n_Tears March 8, 2014

astelle

It is Luna and Celestia's older sister who turns against star-swirl the bearded because she believes that he is poisoning her and her other sisters minds with the friendship of magic she then tries to kill star swirl and instead turns him in to a tree the tree of harmony and he lives in that tree for a really long time when astelle gets revenge many years later by using Trixie to do her bidding and capturing her two younger sisters and trying to get Luna to join the bad side again with her she doesn't succeed in getting Luna on her side and instead turns the disguised Trixie into the nightmare twighlight sparkle and her new goal is to destroy the tree of harmony otherwise known as star swirl the bearded in mlp fanfiction Princess Trixie Sparkle

Celestia:Astelle please don't do this Astelle:it's too late now my dear sister Celestia

by Evil,villians,mlp October 15, 2017

Astell

Astell is a fictional demon who likes to ruin people's lives. Astell usually takes the form of a shy young girl. She likes to trick people into trust her before she destroys everything that they ever loved.

One of the ways to find out if someone is Astell in disguise is to ask them to eat chocolate and if they say they don’t like it then ask them what their favorite fruit is and if they say bananas then they are most likely Astell in disguise.

It was surprising to find out that my best friend was just Astell trying to ruin everything.

by Astell_Banana September 2, 2018

asteriqz

asteriqz is very hot and handsome. When someone sees or hear the name asteriqz they faint.

'asteriqz' *faints*

by asteriqz March 18, 2021

Aster (jaw dislocator)

An unhinged member of the markier dan club who often writes detailed paragraphs on how they would like to f*** characters (specifically men who are manwhores, pudgy and muscly) and he is extremely mentally unstable(we are setting up a go fund me for his therapy). They are also a closeted furry who makes fun of furries to hide the fact they are one.

*conversation on the server*
Aster (jaw dislocator): what i wanted to say iz that i’ve never wanted a man sm in my life. i need hiz dick up my azz rn and after he fill me up like a twinkie i want him to leave hickiez all over me and leave bite markz too. if i could i would carry hiz children but alas i cannot. i want him to tie me up and tease me until i cry in pleasure and then i want him to edge me and make me beg for him to fuck my mind. then i want him to suck me dry and call me a good boy while he pullz my hair.
Member: Average message from Aster

by xx_depressedgacha_nightwolf November 14, 2022

Aster

The prettiest person to ever exist on planet earth. This human being is so gorgeous its almost unreal. Words can not describe how attractive they are. 1000000000/10

Person 1: Wow who is that beautiful person
Person 2: Oh them? that's just Aster

by SunniestBunny December 4, 2022