Assfuckshitt

the act of getting fucked in the ass while taking a shitt.

Dude look at his hair cut, thats some assfuckshitt.

by naish April 16, 2008

Assfend

Odoriferous, offensive and generally unclean state of ones ass, due to having broken the sphincter seal by having a bowel movement AFTER showering, and, not re-showering, or at least washing said offensive anus with a moist towelette as a courtesy to the rest of the population.

You NEVER poop AFTER a shower. ALWAYS BEFORE, or you break the seal and, therefore, are no longer fresh as a Summers Eve and might as well re-shower or walk around the rest of the day wondering just how many people you've assfended.

by seebeew April 14, 2010

asscups

Much like the phenomenon known as underboob, asscups are those bottom parts of a woman's butt cheeks that can gloriously appear on that rare occasion when that dress she's wearing is just a little too short or those jean shorts ride up just a little too high.

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Johnny: Billy, check out that chick's shorts! They're so short, you can see the bottom of her butt!

Billy: Asscups, Johnny. They're called asscups.

by ChadFarthouse July 20, 2010

asscumber

mildly derogatory term, the 'ass' part of the word can be pronounced in an American drawl for effect...

I said take the next left, you asscumber!

by Hannah Morriwoman March 29, 2011

Assault Media

Typical Media reporting cramming a one side contrived opinion to the masses differrent than main stream American
opinion.

The "Assault Media" describes Assault Weapon is used as any gun that looks like a military weapon even if is not a full automatic weapon. Inaccurate and hyped reporting with out true knowledge of facts.

by steelmanUS February 8, 2013

ass fu

Ass fu is the fight between the smell of your feces and the smell of the feces of the person next to you in the bathroom. This also works for farts.

I was taking a dump at work the other day and a guy walked into the stall next to me. After a minute, I had to get up and leave because his ass fu was stronger than mine.

Bob cleared out the entire office the other day with his fart. His ass fu is strong.

by deathfordough June 10, 2013

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by timetravellingcarrot August 2, 2021