asserole

1) Severe soiling and or staining of old undergarments resultant from one's disbelief in the use of toilet paper;
2) A thing which one carries for too long.

Coined 9 Nov. 2020 by Domonic Potorti - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

"If your father carried around his asserole all day in his pants, you should not use his underwear, though they are clean (albeit stained), to polish the dining room table."

by Hamowa November 9, 2020

Assroll

The last person to use the last piece of the toilet paper roll, with zero motivation to replace it, be it at home or in a public toilet.

Guesstimate the number of assrolls every day in the developed world, who expect their domestic workers at home, or toilet cleaners in public, to do the task for them.

by MathPlus May 23, 2021

dirty asstro

When you stick an entire bouquet inside of an old mans butthole then rip it out so fast he shits himself.

moth: “That old guys so hot im bouta pull a dirty asstro.”
janiel: “Never contact me again you horrifying piece of human garbage.”

by m0thMan_ January 21, 2022

assforest

The unfortunate amount of hair that seems to congregate on the ass of the adult male homo sapien.

Oh my god, I saw my ass in the mirror but the crack was obscured by the assforest I didn't know I had goin on!

by nothejealoustype July 24, 2007

Asstroid

Meaning a pain in the buttox or your buttox being destroyed or in MAJOR INJURIE

That kick was an ASSTROID

by Mystery1234567890 February 16, 2009

asscroachment

The phenomenon that occurs when an overly large person sits next to you on a bus, train, or plane and their ass flows under the armrest into your seating area.

God, that flight was absolutely miserable; not only was it a small plane, but that big girl next to me was totally guilty of asscroachment since half of her butt cheek was in my seat.

Don't some airlines charge obese people for two seats to avoid asscroachment on other paying passengers.

by Bubba Adbul Ledbetter November 16, 2009

Assfoot

A medical condition where your foot smells like the inside of an ass.

"Wow! Your foot smells like ass, you have assfoot! uh oh stinky"

by StinkyAssFootCreator May 16, 2020