Assessinate

(v.) To analyse something to death; to assess or debate something beyond rationality until the only possible reaction is to drop it and let it lie. To assess an issue, situation or decision so long and hard that it loses all meaning, perspective or interest; to scrutinize a person beyond reason such that the assessor and/or assessed loses interest or the will to live.

conj. assessinat -es; -ing; -ed. See also Assessination.

(1) Britney Spears was was assessinated by the popular media. (2) Sandra had been single for five years; she tended to assessinate men. (3) Tom assessinated his choice of university degree subject and took a gap year instead.

by SimpleCreature May 19, 2010

Assetcs

A portmanteau of ass and the abbreviation of etcetera to form the word assets. This typical refers to a female's Ass, Breast, and Vagina

That girl's Jacket really brings out her Assetcs

by M.C Rick March 11, 2018

Driving Assessor

A person that assesses how much you suck at driving. They often fail you the first time you go for your test in effort to gain an extra $55.

guy 1: That guy lost $110
guy 2: he must of seen the Driving Assessor.

by woaeyu July 8, 2011

Assessment test

A bullshit pre-employment test on a job application where you have to constantly answer "strongly agree" or "strongly disagree" to become a potential employee.

Sarah's application included an assessment test with 60 questions asking how would she react in work related situations.

by dawnmusic December 20, 2016

No Bull-Shit Assesment (NBSA)

No Bull-Shit Assesment. A truthful and realistic assessment of a situation, rather than, for example, a sugar-coated best case scenario.

When can I expect the tax report? Give me a No Bull-Shit Assesment (NBSA)

by TheMixedBag August 19, 2010

bag of smashed asses

some that is soooo ugly, they can be compared to a bag filled to the brim with asses that have been smashed beyond belief.

Evan: did you see rob's date? she looks hideous!
Rob: my date looks like a bag of smashed asses
Zack: my date is a genuine cunt rag.

by Zizzle January 4, 2007

sucks many asses

when something is so horrendous that it not only sucks one ass, it sucks multiple asses.

The U.S. foreign policy, particularly under the current administration, sucks many asses.

by truck May 15, 2005