meat from the arse

The foul smelling, moist material that oozes from the anus following a session of curry consumption or anal pounding. The texture is similar to heavily chewed meat, and smells like meat that has been used over several days.

Kelly rolled over in bed and passed wind, but much to Mike's disgust - it was followed by a mound of meat from the arse.

by Zonal K July 21, 2018

blue arsed fly

is someone who had been running round doing everything being really busy.

'you do it, ive been running round like a blue arsed fly all day!2

by soge November 13, 2005

Arse-Trumpet

A Utensil made of brass around 1ft. long with mouthpeace and tapered nossle used for the anal administration of cocain.
Favoured by the brittish royal family in the 18th and 19th century who had servants to blow the cocain through the device.

"Butler, fetch my arse-trumpet"

by Dr. Poppenstein June 11, 2006

Arse Clown

A buffoon or jester acting as a boss for any medium to large size office. He circumvents, cheats, deludes, dissapoints and finally ensnares prospective clients using jokes, antics, and sheer braggadocio. Arse Clowns' obsessive tendency for bullshitting stem from being born with absolutely no talent and often suffer from slight brain damage, a condition which incongruously causes them to swagger about in a cocky manner.

"Why the hell is that guy such an arrogant prick? He has no skill or intelligence, in fact he's quite ugly as well!"

"He's an Arse Clown"

"Oh, of course!.."

by Tickety September 26, 2005

arseberg

Where the top third of an arse is visible and the lower two thirds are hidden underneath the clothes.

woman: does my bum look big in this?

dude: put it this way - there's enough arseberg to sink the titanic.

by ChrisUK October 14, 2008

arse cheese

a light or dark brown pigmentation found on either sexs underwear, fingers, nose, tongue, which curiously smells of stilton or gorgonzola, perhaps parmesan...cheese strongly, almost to the point of revultion when in realization its probably from the bum-hole arse.

baby, you left some arse cheese on the towel/quilt again......

by mik63 August 21, 2007

Slap arse month

Any lad/lass has a pass to slap every ones arse as many times as they what in October 😭😂

“Your our and some slaps your arse Cos is ya slap arse month”

by 1245756999 October 3, 2019