basset hounds of the apocalypse

The basset hounds of the apocalypse appear at great disasters.

They bark in their deep bassety voices, mark their territory with pissin' and scratchin', and move on.

Their names are Grumpy, Dopey, Sleepy and Snuffles.

News reports mention the appearance of the four basset hounds of the apocalypse at the Johnstown Flood.

Their deep bassety voices instilled great fear.

by scodder April 30, 2010

Pussy Apocalypse

Whenever you see such a fine pussy that you know something is cumming to an end.

Did you see that pussy? This has to be a pussy apocalypse.

by Big ass tities October 30, 2011

Apocalyptologest

A scientist who theorizes about things of apocalyptic proportions. Usually said theories make little or no sense and are a figment of the imagination of the Apocalyptologest.

Zayd the Apocalyptologest: "I predict that the world will end from a zombie apocalypse in 2012 because my shit was unnaturally big today!"

by The Sand Niglet May 8, 2011

apocalypto_12

Tyler Scheid, part of Markiplier and friends. Has a Twitch that he frequently streams on. Makes an appearance in several Markiplier videos. His tagline is #SmileAlways.

p1: Go follow apocalypto_12 on twitch
p2: What will I see?
p1: A sexy Tyler

by thisguylovescats March 10, 2018

apocalypse

The contrapositive relationship between aesthetic elements (lines) and aesthetic attributes (colors, space) in which human beings are pawns.

Schematized in Goethe's Theory of Colors.

Goethe conjectured that colors and spaces (implicit lines) are contraposed to EXplicit lines in linear time and this contraposition is only manifested to human beings as cultural conflict.

Thus human beings are not agentic actors in this conflict but are FUNCTIONS in the apocalypse.

by tomorrowtomorrow December 24, 2018

Apocalypse Bingo

It is a bingo game regarding the various apocalyptic events that have been happening in 2020. If you complete a row of Apocalypse Bingo™ and yell "Bingo!" you earn absolutely nothing except the realization that we are utterly fucked.

"Hey, did you hear about the massive oil spill in Russia and the murder hornets that arrived at the U.S?"
"Come again?"
"Umm, there's a giant oil spill and murder hornets?"
"Oh, another one for Apocalypse Bingo"

by Xx_Beans_xX June 10, 2020

Post-Apocalyptic Depression

The point at which one realizes, after giving away all personal possessions and saying goodbye to loved ones, that the world is in fact not over.

Jimmie: Man I really wish I didn't burn my xbox or give my car to that homeless man.

John: Sounds like a case of Post-Apocalyptic Depression

Jimmie: Feels bad man.

by Randy Billsap June 20, 2011