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Angry Buzzard

When the male is having sex with someone not so attractive or annoying, he shoves his penis in her butt then pukes on her back. She'll start flapping her arms and the two together will look like a pissed off buzzard
Dude remember that chick I left with last night? I was gonna rodeo her but instead I pulled the angry buzzard on her instead.
by sniffles 88 May 19, 2010
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Angry Bird Feeder

When you smother your junk in extra creamy peanut butter, sprinkle assorted bird seeds on it, and then stand outside while birds peck on your pecker. You are required to laugh at the irony of it all.
Dude, go double check those migration patterns before I do the angry bird feeder...
by Sir Curly Jefferson June 6, 2011
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Angry Toad

This is a party prank that is best done at a random house party. You start off by emptying a whole role of toilet paper into the toilet and then proceed to drop a huge deuce ontop of the toilet paper (similar to a toad sitting on a lily pad). The best part is if executed properly the owner of the toilet will not be able to flush it thus having to remove the atrocity by other means
Dude1: Hey man how was that girls party last night?

Dude2: She got really hammered and told me to leave so I made an angry toad in the upstairs bathroom.

Dude1: Hahaha maybe she'll think twice about kicking someone out when she's digging that out with a shovel tomorrow!
by Lee011 June 10, 2011
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Angry Birds Drain

Playing Angry Birds for so long that it drains the battery of your mobile device.
Dude, I been texting you all day!! Where the hell you been?

Sorry Dude, Angry Birds Drain.
by Tommyt August 5, 2011
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Angry Wellzy

Useful driving maneuver used when stuck behind slower traffic. Often found in the backwoods of some eastern states.
Involves swerving left to right like an angry shark, waving arms and accelerating rapidly at the car in front. similar to a aggressive mating call but
with a few key differences. however it could also be used to display desire, impatience or hunger.
Man, Stuck behind another Van again?! Just do a Angry Wellzy they will clear right out.
by ColinGreene May 6, 2013
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Angry curtains

A middle parted fringe that has either gone wrong or will just not behave.the fringe should be straight but some wave or curl angrily destroying the look
"Have you seen the state of his hair? He's got proper angry curtains"
"I spent hours straightening my hair,then it rained and I'm stuck with flipping angry curtains.
by justabubble15 January 27, 2015
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angry tarantula

When a woman's pubic hair protrudes from the sides of her panties or bathing suit bottoms.
When Aunt Lynn rose out of the pool, she flashed everyone her angry tarantula.
by Reddy 39 May 18, 2015
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