An Old Fashion

When you hang a pair of cherries from the base of an erect penis, after having held an ice pack to it, you then rub orange peel along the shaft of the penis, take a shot of whiskey with a dash of bitters and a pinch of sugar, and when you swallow the shot, immediately deep throat the erect penis and lap a cherry into your mouth with your tongue, chew it, and swallow it.
You then say, "Ooh what a lovely Old Fashion"

Person#1 Would you like another old fashion?
Person #2 Yes, please. May I please get extra cherries on the next one?
Person #1 You got it!
Person #2 This is a lovely Old Fashion!
Person#1 The cocktail? Or the part where I just gave you an old fashion and deep throated you to get that cherry? I'm soooo drunk..

by Bael Sach November 02, 2023

Old Fashioned Kathy

When Stromboli's mom gives you a handy, but uses her patented kung Fu grip to make you nut quicker. The perfect grip strength, not too hard and not too soft.

After work I am going to head over to Stromboli's house for an Old Fashioned Kathy.

by flatchestedmule May 18, 2024

Old Fashioned Cannoli

When you jerk off until you’re about to ejaculate, and then fully bend your dick into your own asshole and nut.

I’m gonna go home later and give myself an old fashioned cannoli. My wife LOVES when I create my old fashioned cannolis.

by Bluntzie September 19, 2023

blueberry old fashioned

When you are having anal intercourse with an abnormally hairy partner who has a dingle berry farm of great fruition, you proceed to glaze said dingle berries with your sweet baby sauce. You than consume said sweet gooodness.

Got some good blueberry old fashioned goodness last night.

by ENS berry October 18, 2018

good old fashioned rimjob

Johnnys favourite sexual action, needs it daily to function

Johnny loves a good old fashioned rimjob

by Amiee3712 June 19, 2019