by joaopedrous October 6, 2012
Get the American mug.Usually an American is a moderately intelligent person (usually associated with the U.S.A.) who lacks all common sense of self fault. Arrogant most of the time and feels that their country is better than all else (even though they are coming close to an end as a nation) I know this very well because I am an "American" though at many times i prefer the term individual.
When Obama passes this health bill, american's which have an inability to admit fault, will drastically shorten the time left of their nation.
by Distraught January 2, 2010
Get the American mug.A person who loves assuming extremely far fetched theories about other countries and saying stupid shit.
Human: So, what's your least favourite country?
American: IDK, maybe Africa? Or Europe, yee haw!
Human: ...
American: Want some Mickey D's?
Human: Okay, first of all, Africa isn't a country. But what is your least favourite african country?
American: Iran
American: IDK, maybe Africa? Or Europe, yee haw!
Human: ...
American: Want some Mickey D's?
Human: Okay, first of all, Africa isn't a country. But what is your least favourite african country?
American: Iran
by SalmonellqDifferentAccount April 16, 2020
Get the American mug.by Jeff Jeff 21 March 1, 2021
Get the American mug.A synonym for words like moron or idiot, an American is unfortunately the victim of the American education system, which renders them in a state of both ignorance and confidence. They’re ignorance grants them the ability to talk about topics they have no fucking clue about, whether it’s geography, history or politics. The American is typically yt.
“Paris is the capital of Europe”, the American explained.
“John Brown was a madman” , said the American.
“America is the best country in the world”, proclaimed the American.
“I’ve never been outside the US”, the American confessed.
“John Brown was a madman” , said the American.
“America is the best country in the world”, proclaimed the American.
“I’ve never been outside the US”, the American confessed.
by Syrup.sandwiches March 19, 2021
Get the American mug.People just like you and me but for some reason other nationalities think they are better than Americans. When you say Americans are fat an stupid you realize your actually insulting The whole entire nation of the America’s Americans are not just people from the us. So can you stupid cunts please shut up and stop trying to act like you know any real information about Americans
by Truthfulasshole July 11, 2021
Get the American mug.1: Something that looks shiny and great on the outside but on the inside is rotten or trashy.
2: Anything that pumps itself up to be substantially better than it lets on. IE: America appears wealthy due to extreme borrowing from other nations yet is a nation full of ghettos and slums.
3: Obnoxiously rude and known to be insubstantial. When Americans travel they shit all over everything claiming America is better and don't tip. Usually bringing ill repute to the rest of the western world by proxy.
4: Anything America/American is known to be all flash and no payoff mostly hype and usually rude or obnoxious, degrading or demeaning to anyone else.
2: Anything that pumps itself up to be substantially better than it lets on. IE: America appears wealthy due to extreme borrowing from other nations yet is a nation full of ghettos and slums.
3: Obnoxiously rude and known to be insubstantial. When Americans travel they shit all over everything claiming America is better and don't tip. Usually bringing ill repute to the rest of the western world by proxy.
4: Anything America/American is known to be all flash and no payoff mostly hype and usually rude or obnoxious, degrading or demeaning to anyone else.
"Hey, isn't that Felicia sexy?"
"Oh no bro, she's totally American..."
"Oh... gross."
"Hey is Josh as good of a quarterback as he says he is?"
"No, that reputation is very American."
"Everything Katy does is so fucking American."
"Oh no bro, she's totally American..."
"Oh... gross."
"Hey is Josh as good of a quarterback as he says he is?"
"No, that reputation is very American."
"Everything Katy does is so fucking American."
by Vhael December 14, 2016
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