The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need to correct other people's grammar. It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug. Credit to hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com.au
by anon5656 April 15, 2015
Get the alotmug. Holy shit! How did you get back from the store so soon? How fast where you going?
The speedometer was reading Mach alot!
The speedometer was reading Mach alot!
by eat my ass! October 8, 2015
Get the mach alotmug. A growing one word adaption of the words a lot, often used in text and quick messaging in certain parts of English countries, with even more usage as slang in countries where English is a commonly used second language.
Joe: I got alot of things going on right now.
Burly: 99 problems, and spelling is sure one of them.
Joe: heh?
Burly: A lot is two separate words fool.
*Joe shows Burly urban dictionary.
Burly: Oh.
Burly: 99 problems, and spelling is sure one of them.
Joe: heh?
Burly: A lot is two separate words fool.
*Joe shows Burly urban dictionary.
Burly: Oh.
by Truehelpinghand April 26, 2020
Get the Alotmug. Alot is a world that describes a large amount of something if you look up the word alot in any type of dictionary it wont be in there and i think why not it will help typers text quickly it will also shortern “alot” of sentences we speak today so I think this word deserves to be in the dictionary
by Xoxo_annonoymus_xoxo January 4, 2019
Get the Alotmug. by ParlseyIsQueer87 June 4, 2021
Get the Alotmug. A single word spelling of the phrase 'a lot.' Technically considered an error, it's becoming more acceptable by the day to use. This is how most words are created.
Many grammar snobs see this word and either:
A) Chuckle under their breath with a slight upturn of their lip before readying their palms across their keyboard and writing a condescending high-brow fully grammatical response correcting your pathetic mistake,
OR
B) Do the same thing as above but pissed.
I have a call to action for anyone reading this. Please always use 'alot.' It doesn't matter if you've never used it before or have been using it every day of your life, do not stop using it. If someone corrects you, double down. "No, I think that's correct." "Actually, I prefer this spelling. I think I'm going to upload it to Urban Dictionary." Never stop alotting.
Alot forever.
Many grammar snobs see this word and either:
A) Chuckle under their breath with a slight upturn of their lip before readying their palms across their keyboard and writing a condescending high-brow fully grammatical response correcting your pathetic mistake,
OR
B) Do the same thing as above but pissed.
I have a call to action for anyone reading this. Please always use 'alot.' It doesn't matter if you've never used it before or have been using it every day of your life, do not stop using it. If someone corrects you, double down. "No, I think that's correct." "Actually, I prefer this spelling. I think I'm going to upload it to Urban Dictionary." Never stop alotting.
Alot forever.
by cadeotsg December 8, 2024
Get the Alotmug. the rank one achieves after popping a specified number of zits:
1. 10 regular zits
2. 5 megazits
3. 2 pimple domes
1. 10 regular zits
2. 5 megazits
3. 2 pimple domes
by heythewhat February 10, 2012
Get the sir pops alotmug.