Ding-Along

A cross between a ding dong and a ding-a-ling, usually a polite term for dumb-ass

Jeff: Man, I just spilled my coffee on my white shirt.
Kyle: Dude, your a ding-along.

by bloodfreckle May 21, 2013

Tampon Tag-along

A girl or girlfriend who personally invites herself to everything a guy does, whether it be with his friends or his family, and ultimately becomes incredibly upset when nothing goes the way she wants it.

Jim: Dude, we are going to the movies tonight, wanna come?
Bob: Yeah, sure. My girlfriend wants to know if she can come
Jim: No way dude, she's just gonna be a huge tampon tag-along!

by euDoK1d June 22, 2008

Pass it along

the act of one or both partners cumming on an index card, using said card to give each other papercuts on the genitalia, and then sending the blood/jizz covered card to a parent of one of the partners.

My wife and i are gonna Pass it along to her father this weekend.

by Cocklips February 6, 2009

the merry-go-round sing-along

The Merry-Go-Round Sing-Along is a rare, and insanely difficult sex move. To complete successfully, one must first be male. Next, you must obtain one female sex partner. (Does not matter occupation, just female.) Both of you must get entirely naked, and she must sit on your lap, legs splayed. Do this in front of a television, and turn the channel to a kids' signing channel, and have your bitch sing to that song, in tune to the music, and give you a physical lapdance at once.

(Aliases: Merry, MGR, Mary, Spinner)

Jake: Dude, I just had the merry-go-round sing-along with Kate!
John: WHOA that's hot.
Kate: You're a douchebag Jake! We're over.

by Ricken the Faggot Mage October 13, 2013

Coaxing it Along

A colloquial euphemism for masturbating. Invented by Grant Prusi's father.

Grant's Dad: I know what you boys are doing in there, quit coaxing it along!
Children: We're not masturbating, we're just putting suppositories up our butts!

by Grant Prusi November 23, 2010

move-along

the most over-played All-AMerican Rejects song in the history of over-played songs.

Person #1: OMG!! Wat Are You Listening to??!!
Person #2: Move-Along, by The All AMerican Rejects!
Person #1: How many times have they played this on the radio today?
Person #2: I Lost Track After 55, They Even Skipped Out On Commercials Just To Play It One More Time.
Person #1: The All American Rejects Will never be the same again..

by TEENAHBANANA August 17, 2006

Ride Along

When both nipples on a male are pierced and he has a chain connecting them. This is so the female can hold on during sex and 'Ride Along'

Jane was banging the shit out of me while hanging on to my ride along.

by BDaus January 12, 2017