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Almighty Loaf

The Almighty Loaf is a meme that's old. Like, 4 years old. It's dead now.

I think people still use this meme.
The Almighty Loaf says: we are all yeast m'lady
by waldor August 20, 2016
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Almighty Magical Rickster

before engaging in sexual intercourse you pour French's mustard, FRENCH'S only then you apply it with the tip of your nose on the womans vagina while slightly moving upwards and collecting a handful of dingleberries which are forcibly plugged into the females ears to the point where they can't hear, after the male dips his penis in hott salsa and penetrates the female's eye sockett pushing her eyeball back (only to be done on left eye) then the female rests her tongue on the male's gooch while she sprinkles pepper on his genitals and continues to lick it up until clean at which point the male inserts his penis in the womans anus and licks her sweaty armpits. All of which must be done while the female has one hand tied behind her back, hoping in circles on one leg.....while on fire! After the male pulls her hair up imitating a troll doll and punches her straight in the nose causing the blood to rub in with his semen in and around her mouth!
-Dude did you try the almighty magical rickster on your girl for your anniversary?
-yea dude
-so what happened?
-she is currently in intensive care for 2nd degree burns, waiting for an eye donation and just yesterday she was able to sit without ripping the 69 stitches that were given to her anus.
-oh so pretty good i guess
by ricky_pro June 20, 2008
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almirah

a cupboard (i think the word is of indian association because thats where ive heard it the most often)
Sam had to buy a new almirah to keep all the clothes he bought from the thanksgiving sale!
by Fahad January 12, 2005
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almirese

The language spoken by a brazilian homosexual author and cook with lupus.. Mostly a mix of english words in an incorrect sentence structure.. Instead of saying Hello, how are you today? in almirese it would be, HELLLLLOS!,you are doings good for the day are you? Majority of the time, nothing spoke in almirese makes any sense.
example:

Beese shit! No prep job, me only one who do right!,

My lupa make no sun for me. no lifting heavy, you lift - no me....

Book i write, come out soon, many signings I will do. You get copy- no charge- free for you, mother sent me monies so i okay!

KKkkkkkkkkk

RSRSRssrsrsrsrsrsrsrs!
he speaks almirese, and I never know what he is talking about...
by DinoHuntingGameSpitter June 30, 2010
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Almighty rebuttal

when one shits in the shower , carefully places it on the drain , lays down on ones stomach then proceeds headbutt it as hard as humanly possible until it is completely disappeared.
yo i really gotta take a shit but i’m in the shower let me do an almighty rebuttal

my toilet was clogged so i just did an almighty rebuttal
by showershitter420 January 12, 2020
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Alminah

Alminah is a name of a female person who loves her parents. She is born to be independent yet afraid to be alone. She's strong and passionate, she loves reading books and watching romance TV series. She is born on June 08.
Ex. Alminah is selfless.
by Edaserkan August 19, 2021
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Almirah

From Arabic origin translates to aristocratic lady.

A knowledge, wise, strong and caring girl. Gives out more then she receives.
She’s almirah, she knows what she’s doing
by Farehh December 21, 2021
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