Ali

A girl who tries to be popular and acts nice to everyone but is a two faced snake, only likes popular guys, will ask every popular guy out and when every one of them turns her down acts like she’s into girls.

Popular girl 1: *just chatting with her friends*

Ali: OMG LIKE HEY BEST FRIEND
Popular girl 1: Who are you?

Ali: I’m your best friend like duh!

by Yebsysbdunsiwbe December 23, 2019

Ali

The most epic human ever to inhabit the universe. She is the best friend anyone could ever want and the most genuinely beautiful person inside and out. People may take advantage of her kind nature but she is strong and will always bounce back stronger than before. She is the best. Maybe even better than “Jillian”

Ali is epic

by Second best November 05, 2019

Ali

Ali is big piece of shit.

Yo, did you see Ali's new Paid Vacation sketch? what a piece of shit.

by ali4thewin November 23, 2021

Ali

A cunt

Boy: how's Ali?
Ali's mother: He is a cunt

by LostOrphan August 06, 2019

Ali

A chinchilla's wiener. Often abnormally large. Shaped like an upside down ice cream cone. sways in the wind.

eww that chinchillas ali is soooo long. i wanna cut it off.

by bingo5 October 23, 2011

Ali

A shanker, one that carries out knifes and other kinds of weapons...HOWEVER not a gun, founder of the religious cult SHANKISM, believed to have many followers in manchester and brixton....BRAAAAAAAAAAP

i would knock out that guy but i think hes an ali!

by Rajdeep Patel January 20, 2008

Ali

A cute Nu-Asian kid who smokes weed and drinks alcohol. Life dedicated to absolute partying and ruining whatever is left of a squeaky clean reputation. Likes to strip dance for both boys and girls and has sexual relations with anything - girls, boys, and animals.

you're doing weed? You're such an Ali

by 4tter January 02, 2012