Alcoholism

What came out when Poverty had sex with Despair.

Alcoholism is growing up so fast!

by Pelican7 October 29, 2014

Alcohol

The drug that we have to take to get high because cannabis is illegal.

"Hey, man. Got any weed?"

"Nope. I'm fresh out."

"Damn it. Looks like we'll have to drink alcohol, then."

"Yep!"

by Rizzmeister June 19, 2013

Weekend alcoholic

Someone that greets the weekend by constantly drinking excessive amounts of alcohol. Often times starting on Wednesday or Thursday, a weekend alcoholic will wake up each morning with the intent to get drunk before breakfast and stay drunk until passing out (commonly due to blacking out).

Regular drinker: "How was your weekend?"
Weekend alcoholic: "I dunno man, I was too much of a weekend alcoholic to remember anything after Wednesday."

by MHinkle March 8, 2011

Functioning alcoholic

When one can be drunk every night and still be completely function able the next day

Nate went out every night this week and got totally shit faced. He still got to work the next morning at 8... He's a functioning alcoholic

by Tater tot 5190 June 30, 2014

alcorexic

when one does not eat but gets all of their calories from alcoholic beverages.

"you need to stop drinking and eat something! you are such an alcorexic!"

by M_Weiss April 1, 2008

alcomahol

alcomahol is a misprenounciation of alcohol. generlally used after consuming a bit too much.

"I should not have drinked so much alcomahol."

by Kryssy February 9, 2007

alcohol

Any of a class of chemical compounds having the general formula ROH, where R represents an alkyl group and -OH a hydroxyl group. Most commonly refers to ethanol, which you can drink to forget how much your life sucks, and methanol, which you can drink when you remember.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003