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Life Achievement

Similiar to Xbox Live, Life Achievements are various tasks and challenges one can accomplish in real life such as successfully evading the police, urinating on a moving vehicle, or throwing an epic party. Achievements accumulate Lifepoints (LP) based on the difficulty of the task that adds to a persons Lifescore. Life Achievements, and their corresponding point values, can be found from various sources on the internet.
Life Achievements:

Follow Me If You Want To Live - Survive a natural disaster using only your wits and cunning. 100 pts

That Cant Be Healthy - Stay indoors for 3 weeks straight. 50 pts

Nice Hussle Out There - Be the reason that your team lost "the big game". 75 pts
by TuatsuOtter February 4, 2010
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Achillity

The ability to chill.
This party is gonna be off the chain. That new guy you invited... Marco, is it? Does he have the achillity?

Of course he does.
by exodusprime April 25, 2013
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Achim

A very confused prof. He is a deep thinker, but lacks to convey the topic. However, he is very likable and has a deep connection to his students. His physics have improved the world! His students will follow his footsteps.
Student 1: Do you know Feldmaier?
Student 2: The Great Achim? Yes, he explained the special relativity to me! I'm so confused...
by Nick Günther April 14, 2023
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Achieve Linear Feces

Dude you need to achieve linear feces
by RaversFantasy357 July 27, 2008
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Achilles tendon

A tendon in your foot right above your ankle.
Vital nerve for moving your foot and standing
If you sever your achilles tendons, you won't be able to stand
by Dr. McFeces December 25, 2011
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achievement sex list

A list of women that, were a guy to have sex with any of them, would be considered a massive accomplishment. Mostly kept mentally by white guys.
Duder 1: "So, dude what's on your achievement sex list?"

Duder 2: "Oh you know the usual. A teacher, MILF, a buddy's sister, latina, a black chick."
by westfalia December 23, 2009
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Achilles Toe

A sore toe, generally an ingrown toenail, which is a huge weakness to the owner. In any fight, if someone steps on your Achilles Toe, you've lost.
I had A stub in the dark last night, so now I can't let anyone know about my Achilles Toe.
by Fred Invisible October 24, 2010
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