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The ol' particle accelerator

The act of recieving oral, pulling out and dick slapping someone at such a high velocity, that particles in the penis collide with those in the face of the person whomst is giving oral. creating a black hole which swallows the whole universe.
"I gave me bird the ol' particle accelerator yesterday"

"How was it?"

"Good"
by Theresmilkonthecat February 15, 2017
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Accelerator

The accelerator is a sex move in which the man licks his index finger and tickles the womans anus while taking her from behind. The unexpected tingling sensation is a surprising and highly pleasurable experience for both parties.
Nic: Hey man have you tried the accelerator yet?
Andy: Yeah man i did it last night! She won't have it any other way from now on.
by pussyslayer1991 April 13, 2011
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acelerado

a spanish slang term which means to be high on cocoaine
El perico me puse bien acelerado.
by emceeme March 28, 2007
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asshole accelerant

Mass Media in general and "Social Media" outlets in particular (Facebook, Twitter, YouTube), that are used as electronic soapboxes for a person to broadcast their particular idiocy to their "Friends" or a wide, possibly international audience.

When used in a formula can be abbreviated to "A Squared".
- "That chick on YouTube, with the crackhead rant? Did you catch that, Bro?"

- "Yeah. YouTube is Asshole Accelerant, yo. Add asshole and boom!"
by Miami_Yo March 31, 2011
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Alcest

Alcest is the true way of saying, or stating, that something is perfect. It originates from the french band of the same name, which is the pure incarnation of perfection.
You: Whoa, You must be alcest!
Me: Dats right, little darling ;)

You: What are you? Some sort of human?
Me: *smack* oh you! Doesn't recognize an Alcest when you see one

Random Girl: Oh hai thar, you must fertilize my so my family can be enriched by your Alcestness!
Me: Come, my child!
by Oskoreii October 31, 2011
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alcestis

Alcestis is a 25 year old CypriatGreek/Greek girl who is still in her adolescence. After dating her a few weeks you will find out that her real name is actually spelt Alkistis and she doesn't like that version of the name.

If you are familiar with the urban dictionary definitions of both these names then you will know that neither spellings of these names have a good reputation. In effect to hide her identity an Alkistis will ask you to call her Anya. In inverted commas; this is supposedly easier for us to pronounce. We all know that's not true; she just wants to market herself as Anya, who is known to be sweet and beautiful.
Again; dont be fooled by the mythological meaning of the name; to an inexperienced lover an Alkistis could feel like true love and that is how they get you. Alkistises are half cold, unfeeling beings with half equally cold and equally unfeeling again beings. (I dont dare call one an human.)
Alkistis: Hi, my name is Anya!! (she walks away)
Player 1: Damn, she has beautiful eyes. (Meaning bum and rack.)
Player 2: That is an Alkistis (alcestis) mate, really not worth the trouble, she wont even let you go bareback on her.
by Regina Phalange Tribute September 13, 2018
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Gregoire Akcelrod

Gregoire Akcelrod is most known for his skill on the soccer field. He has played professionally in various top soccer clubs, he was the striker for clubs in Paris, France and Cardiff, Wales, before agreeing to move to North America. Through his achievement in the world of sport he is a role model for many young people. He is also a part-time model in many advertising campaigns and an actor back home in France.
by all soccer August 21, 2011
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