Alaska ass blaster 

When you have your significant other eat a bunch of spicy food and wait until they have to take a shit. Then before they shit, butt fuck them in the snow, and watch the shit spew out like a fountain.

Friend-“dude, what did you and that girl do last night?”
Me-“bro I totally gave her an Alaska ass blaster”
Friend-“you’re a legend”

Alaska ass blaster by Damon LaRue April 29, 2021

Alaska Thunderfuck 

Queen bitch Drag mother from the planet Glamtron 5000.

Don’t touch her wigs. Your make-up is terrible. I love your pussy. Anus. Hieeee.

Alaska Thunderfuck is the winner of Rupaul’s All stars seasons 2.

Alaska Thunderfuck by NumbchuckBitch August 5, 2022

Alaska Airlines 

Alaska Airlines Group, a company famously known in the aviation industry as the sorriest major airline. They will try to outsource everything, they have their own rampers they call "McGee." These are ex-thugs who were never caught with a crime yet, but are willing to work for Alaska Airlines for 11$ an hour. Alaska Airlines will try to penny pinch everything, from the food you are to its own employees. If you even heard of this airline, (not from the west coast) avoid flying on it at all cost. The work environment was so bad an ex-employee took a plane and crashed it recently. Those barrel rolls were awesome though. If you are hiring in the maintenance department, avoid hiring this group, a bunch of lazy idiots.

Hey have you flown on Alaska Airlines yet? "Yeah, last time they told me I was on my own in regards to hotel, sleep at the airport, because they only got one flight a day." and because their planes are shit with shitty service.

Alaska Airlines by a seeker not a destroyer September 7, 2018

alaska pipeliner 

To take a shit, freeze it and reinsert it

bob: I'm bored sexually we should try something new
Melvin: How about an alaska pipeliner!

alaska pipeliner by Trent!!!!!!!!!! April 12, 2008

Alaska Slippers 

Noun: Super warm slippers, like something one would wear in Alaska.

Being from Florida, I am not used to 40 degree weather I need some Alaska Slippers for my frozen feet.

Alaska Slippers by Miss Uhlisuh December 14, 2011

alaska native 

The proud native peoples of alaska, Eskimo, Athabascan, tlinkigt(sp?)Inuit and Aleut. Many live in villages and live a subsistence (grocery store is the woods) lifestlye with proud elders and oral tradition. Many live in towns populated with whites/ living a not so proud existence, alcoholism is rampant, the young males of this species are prone to actin like they all hard and shit, dressing like negroes and acting as such. The females are extremley easy and quite unfortunate inn appearance.(Big assed torsos flat assand skinny legs Whilst quite knowlegeable in outdoor persuits, the lack the skills to achive any noticeable quality of life in white society therefore most are in jail. Most culture and history is being lost on the new generation due to tv and internet and video games. If your a white man dont bring yo ass to the villages; you are sure to get your shit tossed, unless you have came to sell your $11 dollar bottle of Rich & Rare canadian whiskey (r&r as its better known)for $80 so said natives can better facilitate domestic violence. also called natives, na-tuff

tourist: honey look at the native coming down the street, i wonder if he can tell us anything about this place
Alaska native to rich white tourists: hey, you got cigarrette?
tourist:no we dont smoke
Alaska native:..........you got ciggarette?
(white people get jumped for not giving a ciggarette to drunken native)

alaska native by SKI-MO February 21, 2012

Alaska Thunderfuck 5000

Queen of fucking earth.

Now down to Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from planet Glamtron 5000. Queen of earth.

Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 by NumbchuckBitch August 6, 2022