Barskank, Alaska is where horrible sluts (commonly known as Eskiho's) spawn and eventually migrate toward the bars of the world. Parasitic in nature, they feed off of unsuspecting men with empty promises of sexual reimbursement. As a result, they drain the confidence and bank account of any prey they seek.
by Stevie LaLa February 23, 2016
Looking for Alaska is one of John Green's books that have been written by the author John Green. The story takes places that is divided into two parts, before and after.
Before: Miles "Pudge" Halter is a student at Culver Creek. Pudge was an innocent little soul until he met Alaska Young. An intelligent, screwed up, and god damn sexy girl. Pudge starts falling for Alaska but for Alaska, she dragged Pudge into a labyrinth of situations that sounded not innocent but they seemed like fun. From smoking to having drinking parties in the woods while they confess their emotions, Pudge starts drowning into emotions of rebellion, love and schoolwork.
After: Nothing is the same for Pudge.
If you wanna know what happens after, read the book!
Before: Miles "Pudge" Halter is a student at Culver Creek. Pudge was an innocent little soul until he met Alaska Young. An intelligent, screwed up, and god damn sexy girl. Pudge starts falling for Alaska but for Alaska, she dragged Pudge into a labyrinth of situations that sounded not innocent but they seemed like fun. From smoking to having drinking parties in the woods while they confess their emotions, Pudge starts drowning into emotions of rebellion, love and schoolwork.
After: Nothing is the same for Pudge.
If you wanna know what happens after, read the book!
Weird person I don't know or like: Have you read Looking For Alaska?
Me: *starts yodelling
WPIDKOL: u ok?
Me: I read Looking for Alaska over a 100 times, and yet I still want the god damn movie!
WPIDKOL: okay......?
Me: *starts yodelling
WPIDKOL: u ok?
Me: I read Looking for Alaska over a 100 times, and yet I still want the god damn movie!
WPIDKOL: okay......?
by notamazingwords August 28, 2017
by Minka_Minha August 26, 2021
Fairbanks Alaska is the coldest city in the United States. During January it can reach as low as -50F and is also very dark. The town is known to have the best northern lights viewing in Alaska and is also known as the gateway to the arctic since it’s just a short drive away!
Person 1: Hey I’m moving to Fairbanks Alaska!
Person 2: The coldest city in the United States?
Person 1: Yup!
Person 2: Good Luck!
Person 2: The coldest city in the United States?
Person 1: Yup!
Person 2: Good Luck!
by TheBesy878 September 18, 2020
by twainthpotting November 5, 2020
A professional hockey team, located in Anchorage, Alaska, which is part of the ECHL. They are affiliated with the Peoria Rivermen of the AHL, and the St. Louis Blues of the NHL
Lets GO ALASKA ACES!!!!
by Alaska Aces Fan January 29, 2009
Fairbanks is a city in Alaska, pretty far North. Its about 300 miles away from Palmer, Alaska. Fairbanks is a mining town, most of the jobs are outdoor, mining, or retail. While the job market is pretty good during the economic decline, Fairbanks fails at the social aspect. You will find more felons in Fairbanks than any other city in Alaska. Most of the people were either born there and have never left, or were brought in by people that were already there. Many people go to Fairbanks for a period of time to attend UAF, one of the BEST campuses that University of Alaska has to offer. The marijuana is expensive, $50 for an eighth! Don't worry though, if you know where to get it, its good, and unless you have a bad connection, its 3.5 every time.
The major downside to Fairbanks:
There is NOTHING to do for people in their twenties.
Most places have bad water (lots of iron, can't shower in it or drink it).
Most of the people there are set in their ways and spend most of their time drinking away their sorrows.
Unless they aren't FROM Fairbanks, most people are pretty introverted, and it takes them awhile to warm up to new people enough to quit scowling.
It gets really, REALLY cold there. I mean, frostbite in seconds during the winter.
If you're going to visit during the summer and you like hot weather, its a great place to visit. Living there is NOT something one should do unless they have warrants out and feel like hiding.
The major downside to Fairbanks:
There is NOTHING to do for people in their twenties.
Most places have bad water (lots of iron, can't shower in it or drink it).
Most of the people there are set in their ways and spend most of their time drinking away their sorrows.
Unless they aren't FROM Fairbanks, most people are pretty introverted, and it takes them awhile to warm up to new people enough to quit scowling.
It gets really, REALLY cold there. I mean, frostbite in seconds during the winter.
If you're going to visit during the summer and you like hot weather, its a great place to visit. Living there is NOT something one should do unless they have warrants out and feel like hiding.
"Dude, it's not Fairbanks, Alaska, its Squarebanks."
"Lets get to Chena Hot Springs, then get the eff out of here!"
"Really? No Walmart is that big!"
"How many of these people should be in jail right now?"
"Lets get to Chena Hot Springs, then get the eff out of here!"
"Really? No Walmart is that big!"
"How many of these people should be in jail right now?"
by AK.Hippie February 12, 2012