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Aftershock Shits

After dropping a huge deuce in the toilet, wiping and thinking youre done, another round of dookie is ready to escape the bum hole, and you are immediately back on the porcelain throne. Does not need to be diarrhea.
*Person 1 exits bathroom*

Person 2: Finally

*Person 1 eyes widen and rushes back in*

Person 2: Hey! You literally just finished

Person 1: I got Aftershock Shits dude!
by Doll of nightmares September 3, 2022
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Aftershock

A loud, rumbling fart within minutes after taking a shit.
Dude did you fart? I thought you just took a shit?

I did. It was an aftershock.
by tatermctater June 22, 2024
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Aftersun

Calum fears growing old. We can assume this is a natural fear for many 30-somethings. However, he seems even more haunted by it than many his age, because his life doesn’t seem to be going as he wants. He has money issues, has not particularly found his career, and seems to be haunted by regrets and bad memories.
“I can’t see myself at 40, to be honest. Surprised I made it to 30.”
Aftersun.
by drug death June 6, 2024
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aftercock

the weighty, suppler, still-swole state of a man's dick after ejaculation that is visually pleasing, possibly dripping, and usually maintains into the snack making process.
Wow! I'm not even sure how you're making me quake when you're fucking me, but when I see that big, juicy aftercock exit my hole-- it all checks out.

Please dangle that huge aftercock of yours over my face for a minute so that I can cum too.

Your aftercock barely fits back in your undies, might as well quick snap a dick pic!
by SwirledPeace35_ September 21, 2025
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holiday aftershock

are days when people can't get over the holidays and still feels like celebrating, they skip work/school/duties and enjoy the rest of the days like it is still the holidays.
Laila and Ren skipped worked because they feel the holiday aftershock.
by pen486386 January 6, 2011
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Performance aftershock

The phenomenon that occurs after a play or stage performance where the actor/actress will say lines from said play for the next week or so in normal conversation inadvertently or by accident.
"how did the date go?"
"** i don't know she did get alot of laughs.**"
"what?"
"Sorry i have performance aftershock, i made her laugh, she liked that."
by spiderserna December 26, 2011
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