Action Figure

NOT a doll. Dolls are for girls. Action figures are much more masculine and cool. Often depicting certain super-heroes or video game/movie characters, and sometimes real people.

"Hey, man what are you doing playing with that batman doll?"
"Hey! This is an ACTION FIGURE! Not a doll.... Dolls are for girls..."

by commodore cool December 21, 2008

Action Dan

A guy who will fuck anything with a heartbeat, and has to tell everybody.

"I woke up drunk as a skunk in a strange barnyard. I had one of those morning boners. Then I heard some noise coming from the livestock pens, so I jumped the fence and went all 'Action Dan' on a goat. I don't know why I'm telling you this."

by I wanna drive the Zamboni February 5, 2007

Action Boner

An Action Boner is the kind of a Boner that is popped during a movie, tv show, music video, or video game with scenes of action so fuckdamned epic that you can not help but gain an erection.

Guy one: Fuck damn man, did you see that new explicitly violent, cheesy, and outrageously over the top movie!?

Guy two: Fuck yeah man! I popped an action boner.

Man 1: Did you watch 300?

Man 2: Oh my god that movie was so action packed I popped a boner...but...uhh...not in a gay way.

by Action Boner April 26, 2010

Action Master

A type of TransFormer which does not actually transform, but which is instead an action figure with advanced articulation (similar to a GI Joe figure). Half the Action Masters were converted versions of earlier characters, and all look like they should have alternative modes. They also have transforming companions or accessories. They are very controversial among transformers fans, because many feel that they aren't transformers if they don't transform.

Action Master Soundwave, unlike the original Soundwave, could no longer transform into a cassette player; he also could not eject cassettes. He did, however, have a companion, WingThing, which transformed into his weapon.

by Andy April 17, 2004

action station

Synonym for pornography. 'Action' meaning sex and station referring to a television channel.

They're all the same size on the action station: huge.

by dpatrickb October 15, 2008

Action Figuring

Usually when you really want two people to hook-up you get them intoxicated to the point of blackout and two people pick them up like they are action figures and force them to have sex

Danny: We really wanted them to have sex so we're Action Figuring with them
Brett: Isnt that rape
Danny: No it's not rape if both people don't consent

by Jacob Ot June 21, 2018

Action Porn

An overly gratuitous action shot in a movie that leaves you with a similar feeling to a good porn clip. Can be part of a full movie (action or otherwise) or a downloaded clip.

Hey Mark, did you just see that plane flip back? That's proper action porn.

by Movellen January 16, 2006