Assgasm

When taking a huggeee crap, right as it drops into the water of the toilet, it creates a huge splash. The water from the splash then shoots up into your rectum causing a cold tingling sensation, somewhat like an orgasm, but cold. Thus causing an assgasm.

me:Dude i had to take a major shit, but the fucking splash gave me an Assgasm.

by Jizzy Jan February 8, 2010

Assgasm

The act of making a complete and utter ass of one's self.

It wasn't a big deal. Quit having such an assgasm over it.

by JayLyne September 10, 2007

Assgasboard

When one craves either eating their partners ass or having their ass orally devoured. Essentially analingus with enthusiasm and devotion to the act.

When I get you alone the assgasboard we are going to experience will be epic.

by Suzanne McQueen May 25, 2018

Assgasam

To repeatedly sit on and off a seat or chair

Stop giving that chair an Assgasam

by AnalAutism April 29, 2019

assgasum

Achieving climax or having an orgasm through anal intercourse

Brad fucked me in my ass so good last night I had an assgasum and came real hard!
"I had the best assgasum last night from doing anal"

by Luster One May 15, 2022

Assgasm

(fisting, other anal play) an orgasm that occurs in the colon, after you've been penetrated deeply and stimulated, consists of a series of contractions of the colon and since it's tight, you have to take a break after

I love the feel of an assgasm on my arm

by Sablow January 15, 2023

Assgas Jackson

A poet who probably existed during the famed Elizabethan Era, but whose work did not survive plagues, famines, and fires. Legend has it on good authority that he was a thing, and he wrote famous poems like Ode to Ye Farting Muse, The Ballad of the Blazing Bunghole, Sonnet of the Squeaking Sphincter, and others that have been lost to history. He is also rumored to have dabbled into musical theatre, with Assgas! The Musical.

He has a way with words, a beautiful grasp of the English language like Assgas Jackson.

by stroodlemc August 8, 2025