The moment of the day when it's prime time for the Asian community (Korean and Japanese) to get on the internet or play online video games, which results in a worldwide lag.
by PokemonBananas January 11, 2013
Get the Asian Power Hour mug.When a very white wigger who is dumb as hell who doesn't know how to anything partners with an asian to get a very good grade on a school project.
1) John, the racist cracker, partnered up with Hank on his math project and received a 97. He later got shot by the chinky mafia.
1) John, the racist cracker, partnered up with Hank on his math project and received a 97. He later got shot by the chinky mafia.
John, the racist cracker, partnered up with Hank on his math project and received a 97. He later got shot by the chinky mafia for asian abuse.
by Moo Snuckel May 11, 2015
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When you are playing ping pong and you crush the ball with an overhead hit. When this happens you can yell "I'm full on asian." It can referred as going full on asian.
David and Vince were playing ping pong when suddenly Vince lobs the ball and David crushes it while yelling "I'm going full on asian."
by dreichert November 7, 2011
Get the full on asian mug.As many as one in two persons of Asian descent possess non-functional copies of the liver enzyme (ALDH-2) needed to process acetaldehyde. Even a single cocktail can lead to Asian flush, a painful and embarrassing condition resulting from acetaldehyde levels shooting up 6 to 20 times that of people with normal ALDH-2. This burst of acetaldehyde triggers facial flushing, elevated heart rate, headache, nausea, dizziness and vomiting.
Although most with this condition view it as a minor inconvenience, it has been suggested that those with alcohol flush reaction may be at higher risk for alcohol related conditions such as liver disease, asthma, and cancer of the esophagus. Among flushers who are heavy drinkers the incidence of upper gastrointestinal tract cancer is about 50 times higher than normal. Higher rates of head and neck cancer have also been noted.
A functional shot/mixer supplement has garnered strong anecdotal evidence of efficacy against this condition. Google: "Cheerz IntellIShot Asian flush"
Although most with this condition view it as a minor inconvenience, it has been suggested that those with alcohol flush reaction may be at higher risk for alcohol related conditions such as liver disease, asthma, and cancer of the esophagus. Among flushers who are heavy drinkers the incidence of upper gastrointestinal tract cancer is about 50 times higher than normal. Higher rates of head and neck cancer have also been noted.
A functional shot/mixer supplement has garnered strong anecdotal evidence of efficacy against this condition. Google: "Cheerz IntellIShot Asian flush"
by samanthawhite22 January 12, 2010
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Get the Asian dick mug.Strictest parents ever. Hates grades less than an A, always think you are stupid when you aren't thought something, makes you imitate everything they do, and acts surprised when they teach you something bad. They hate giving you any amount of freedom, and must only let you use electronics on Friday and Saturday.
Here is how they grade grades:
A-Good, but still slaps you in the face
B-Vigourous beating
C-Starves you to near death
D-No food or sleep for a month
F-Bullet to the face and/or decapitation and/or slams your head into a wall
Asian parents are also racist and have hyperinflated superiority complexes.
Also, the irony is, they only want you to have a good life, but they ruin your life by controlling you like a ragdoll
Here is how they grade grades:
A-Good, but still slaps you in the face
B-Vigourous beating
C-Starves you to near death
D-No food or sleep for a month
F-Bullet to the face and/or decapitation and/or slams your head into a wall
Asian parents are also racist and have hyperinflated superiority complexes.
Also, the irony is, they only want you to have a good life, but they ruin your life by controlling you like a ragdoll
Asian parents
Dad:Report Card!
Me:*Whimpers*
Dad:A B!!!!!!!
Me:*takes a baton to the face*
Mom: Who are you dating!
Me: Jessica
Mom: A white chick!
Me: *Barely dodges a bullet*
Dad:Report Card!
Me:*Whimpers*
Dad:A B!!!!!!!
Me:*takes a baton to the face*
Mom: Who are you dating!
Me: Jessica
Mom: A white chick!
Me: *Barely dodges a bullet*
by lolzernone121 March 12, 2015
Get the Asian Parents mug.A phrase used by non-asians as a way of acknowledging an asian for his/her superior skills in math, tennis, cooking, drinking, or chess.
A corruption/improvement of the archaic phrase "You're the Asian, Jedi." Although currently in disuse, it is still widely used in a galaxy far away somewhere.
A corruption/improvement of the archaic phrase "You're the Asian, Jedi." Although currently in disuse, it is still widely used in a galaxy far away somewhere.
Matt: "Oh skillz, I got a B+ on my Algebra 2 test today!"
Sarah: "Good job, now I'll let you try my awesome beef stew I made just for you!"
Yin: "Psssh whatever, my Yakisoba still owns which I made WHILE acing my Calculus test!"
"Damn! Yoda Asian Jedi!!!"
Sarah: "Good job, now I'll let you try my awesome beef stew I made just for you!"
Yin: "Psssh whatever, my Yakisoba still owns which I made WHILE acing my Calculus test!"
"Damn! Yoda Asian Jedi!!!"
by toppernotch6 May 17, 2010
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