A common disease found among people who suck dick at drawing, painting, stamping, or any other artistic variation. Sufferers may find themselves sucking dick at one specific type of artistic endeavor, but being not too bad or even good at another. In the worst cases, sufferers just suck dick at everything art-related no matter how much effort they put forth. A very good justification for being fucking terrible at anything art-related. Similar to artistically challenged, just a better excuse.
Person A:"Dude, your photography skills are amazing! But what's that piece of shit painting you created over there?"
Person B: "Don't criticize that, I suffer from partial artistiphism."
Teacher: "Johnny, your work is complete shit. You're getting a D in art class."
Student: "Teacher, you can't give me a D! I suffer from acute artistiphism!"
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but no matter how much effort you put into art, you will always suck ass dick. You suffer from artistiphism."
Person B: "Don't criticize that, I suffer from partial artistiphism."
Teacher: "Johnny, your work is complete shit. You're getting a D in art class."
Student: "Teacher, you can't give me a D! I suffer from acute artistiphism!"
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but no matter how much effort you put into art, you will always suck ass dick. You suffer from artistiphism."
by pee-223 May 26, 2014
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"Hey bro, did you get your weekly report done for the big boss? He needs it today!"
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"Naaah, it's only Wednesday. Wednesday's an artificial deadline, because he doesn't even send those reports to corporate for another week."
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One of the sweetest, most genuine people out there. He is so loving, caring, talented, pretty much everything! His smile lights up a whole room. He also has a great sense of humor, he understands everything. If you are so lucky & get to love this boy, love him with your whole heart because he will do the same. He will make sure you know that you are loved and that he cares about you more than most people in his life. He will make you his first priority because that's how much you mean to him. Even if you don't get the chance to love him (which you are probably missing out) , he will still make sure that you feel cared for. If you're feeling sad, he will be there in a blick of an eye to make sure your okay. If you are his one and only, the love of his life, you will never experience someone like him EVER. He is one of the most loving people you will ever meet. He will text you "good morning" & "good night" everyday and ask how your day was, what your doing, because he cares! If you ever encounter an Artim, make sure to keep them close because they will be one of the best people you will ever meet.
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Artim: Hey, whats wrong?!
Friend: My boyfriend (or girlfriend) just broke up with me!
Artim: Don't cry, you should be positive!! They weren't worth it because you are such an amazing person & you will find your soulmate that will love you and appreciate you way more than this other person did. Just keep your head up and look on the bright side.
Friend: Thank you so much Artim, that really made my day. :)
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Stacey was told not quit her job before she did so. Being the spin artist she is, Stacey blamed me for her not having a job.
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