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Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega

I do and will! Add her to the harem!
Hym " 'Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega?' Asks the YouTube shorts. Well, simply put, not everyone is a CORPOREAL GOD! A CORPOREAL GAAAWDAH!!! So, I'll do it! First order of business: Jenna Ortega reboot of the 2004 Christina Ricci movie 'Cursed.' Christina Ricci will reprise her role as.... Ellie- HOLY SHIT JESSE EISENBERG WAS THE BROTHER! HOLY SHIT! I DIDN'T EVEN- Nope! Nope. It's a sequel now. We're doing a full-on sequel. Get Jesse Eisenberg! We're doing a sequel. Yes."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
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National grind anyone month

From the start of November to December 1st, you are legally allowed to grind anyone- whether your friend, your crush, your homeboy, your homegirl, your teacher and they must accept it. During this period, the grinded must not tell anyone what happened. If this rule is broken. The person who grinded them can do whatever they want do them.
"Why did you tell the officer"( James )
" Now I can do whatever i want to you, including fucking " ( Sarah )

" Why?" ( James )
" Cuz it's National grind anyone Month" ( Sarah )
" I dont mind it " ( James )
by KonjacShuanglover67 November 24, 2025
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Anyone but Hym

We're not doing that. Shut up.
Hym "You know what we're not actually doing this 'anyone but Hym' shit you are trying to pull, right? Stop entertaining them with this shit. They are not ever going to have to pay the price for them being like this. You will. They will not. And they can only continue to be stupid until and ONLY until I get what is rightfully mine and they have to walk away and go back to their own shit lives and they can only do this as long as you indulge them. And the second they have go pay a price for aligning against me they will disperse. Everything I touch is better than anything they will ever produce. This isn't up for debate and all pretending it is does is allow these parasites to sponge up clout that they can't actually generate by their own deeds."
by Hym Iam December 22, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotls are in the family of eagles?
Person 1: I Drew Baki Hamna Like Anyone Would Expect 《¤{Wacom-Tablet}》: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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If Anyone Says That They <We> Are The reason Why I Wanted My Circle And Line Abrasions Then I Will Kill Them At Point Blank Range
If Anyone Says That They <We> Are The reason Why I Wanted My Circle And Line Abrasions Then I Will Kill Them At Point Blank Range
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025
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