Got a rock

1. To botch something up
2. To have horribly bad luck
3. The special power of Ken

Just when everything was going well, Ken got a rock and McGee was raped by a goat

by Marcus November 19, 2003

Pulling a Rocko

The act of getting the name of a friend, girl friend tattooed to one's own ass.

"Me and my buddy go so smashed last night and ended up pulling a rocko"

"Dude, I pulled a Rocko last night"
"No way! Let me see!"
"Who the hell is Gartha"
"Maaaan, it was supposed to be Martha"

by Rocko NoGood February 28, 2008

wet a rock

to pee outside

excuse me while i go wet a rock

by kalibrator January 9, 2018

Pop a rock

To get an erection.

Person#1: Did you hear what happened to Jim today in class?
Person#2: Yeah I heard he got a boner during a presentation.
Person#1: Yeah poor boy sure did pop a rock in front of the whole class, even the teacher saw it.

by RedRyderintheSky May 25, 2021

Polish a Rocket

Form science fiction: means to fly your rocket. As a rocket travels thru interstellar space, it collides with micrometeorites of various metals, often silver or iridium, and gain a smooth, silver, polished surface.

Commander Tom was the best pilot who ever polish a rocket to Orion and back.

by jackdeath May 30, 2021

Throw a rock in your cave

When you obtain a home equity loan to raise enough down payment to have the vehicle loan approved by a bank. It comes from the cave man days of having rocks in his cave which decreased his square living space.

The finance manager at the automobile dealership told Billy Jack to go "throw a rock in your cave" when Billy Jack could not raise enough down payment for approval of a loan on his Corvette.

by 00NKB July 16, 2024

Throwing a rock in your treads

Throwing a rock in someone’s treads is another way of saying that you are inconveniencing them or irritating them for fun.

*Alex and John are playing Counter Strike and Alex is spectating John*

Alex: HE’S IN THE SMOKE MAN HE’S IN THE SMOKE!!!”
(He’s trying to make John panic and perform poor for the sake of humor)
John: Shut the flip up man, I hate playing with you.
Alex: I’m just throwing a rock in your treads man.

by PorkTower December 4, 2024