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Calling it a day

A day that resists definition, that ends only when you hand the phone over to the person beside you. It's late and you realize you're hungry. Then suddenly you know there was one more thing to say but you've already handed it over. For a moment you realize that unless you press it firmly closed your thoughts will flap in the warm wind. Until then, the person on the other end will follow you in the wrong direction. What you said will never be what you meant, an imperfect urban plan. Some day in the past, the entire conversation would have taken place in letters. You would have pressed firmly closed what you never said. The person beside you hangs up.
You're always so busy I don't want to interrupt you. I took it as encouragement that you even wanted to talk. This is calling it a day.
by Rayhsu Alexleslie April 21, 2010
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Two-a-day

When you have sex with two different people in the same 24 hour period, preferably one in the morning and one at night. Threesomes don't count.
I had the best two-a-day yesterday; I did Jenn at 2:00pm and Brittany at 2:00am.
by tylerton99 May 21, 2010
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work out twice a day

don't ask me why I said it, because I already forgot.
by Zizzy October 11, 2003
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A toothpick a day

Sucking on a toothpick everyday like a gangsta. Until overtime the small microscopic wood particles collect in your intestine and it explodes. Requiring you to have a colostomy bag (crap bag) hooked onto your lower stomache.
Want a toothpick bruh. Nah man, a toothpick a day got me crappin in this bag.
by FattyCakeKittyCat February 5, 2018
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Irish for a day

People with no Irish ancestry who celebrate on St. Patrick's Day as if they are Irish.
What's my ethnicity? Since it's March 17 I'll have to say I'm Irish for a day. Ask me tomorrow though and I'll say Danish and Venezuelan for life.
by North Central Johnny June 26, 2009
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one-a-day

A beneficial defecation regimen.
It never fails, when I travel my vitamin (one-a-day) routine is impeded.
by machBailz May 17, 2007
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Lay a day

An organization that donates one selfie a day to a man by the name of lay to get laid.
I'm a going to send my lay a day to make my worries go away.
by Mando September 11, 2016
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