Jack Crosby

1. Biggest dick in the world
2. Always breaks a girls heart
3. Never is loyal
4. One night stander
5. Fuck boy
6. Fools you
7. Doesn't know right from wrong

I hate a jack crosby

by TheOnlyOneEver September 05, 2016

Austin Crosby

The kind of guy who would burn down your entire house when he gets bored.

"You better keep Austin Crosby entertained or you're screwed"

by Mrgiggity8292 October 26, 2017

Emilio Crosby

The ultimate simp man can’t get girls or boys if he tried, he would cuck if you dated him and asked, anal he’s into it!

Dude, you’re such an Emilio Crosby

by YusufHrafna April 26, 2020

David Crosby

A random guy who played rhythm guitar for The Byrds who I love

Me: “I want David Crosby in my bed rn”

by TheRealCoicalPoseidon September 06, 2024

Kidney Crosby

Noted CHC member and Instagram memer, as well as a fan of Buddy the Puffin and Zachary L’Heureux. Most famous for making “the Pulju post” as coined by Mikko

Person 1: Kidney Crosby

Person 2: Niggaaaaaaa

by Kidney Crosby November 29, 2021

The Mason Crosby

A euphemism for the toilet, this phrase does not need to be Mason Crosby specifically, but rather any American football kicker.

Hey where’s the Mason Crosby?
Hang on a sec lads, I’ve gotta hit the Dan Bailey.

Damn burritos, I was in and out of the Justin Tucker all night last night.

by Amityville Whorer March 28, 2021

Leon Crosby

The most amazing sweetest man you could ever meet !! He always treats his girlfriend the best and always spoils her even when she’s a pain. Everyone loves Leon Crosby because he’s the bestest friend you could ever ask for !! He’s witty, smart, handsome and gorgeous

You’re so sweet today you’re such a Leon Crosby 💗

by Kmj2004 March 31, 2023