S.A.M. 

Soft as a motherfucker. Opposite of hard as a mother fucker

Peter Loparo is going S.A.M. at this party!

S.A.M. by Alex Santoliquido April 21, 2011

S.A.M. 

a socially awkward man

Look over there Vic, its a S.A.M.

S.A.M. by blanketj February 11, 2012

M*A*S*H* 

This word means mansion*apartment*shack*house. It is a game that people play to see what their future will hold. you also pick hot guys so your husband is hot!

JGUT, will you m*a*s*h* me?
sure, pick 2 guys, 2 cars, etc...

M*A*S*H* by jesslicious May 30, 2006

A.T.M.A.S.A.P 

A.T.M.A.S.A.P Means Answer This Mail As Soon As Possible u can use it in mails and on MSN cause you can change mail to messeage

Mail: So how are you
Hugs from Mary
A.T.M.A.S.A.P

A.T.M.A.S.A.P by Kristoffer R Nilsen June 23, 2007

L.S.H.I.F.O.M.Y.A.S.M.F. 

An acronym meaning Laughing So Hard I Fell Off My Yoshi and Spilled My Fanta. Used when someone or something makes you laugh so hard you have trouble breathing.

Hey have you seen the movie Grandma's Boy? Yeah it made me L.S.H.I.F.O.M.Y.A.S.M.F.

L.S.H.I.F.O.M.Y.A.S.M.F. by Koo Times Two September 6, 2011

S.M.A.R.T. 

An acronym for Sex, masturbation, anal, rectal, tits. It's a machine used for self-pleasure. Mass production of the S.M.A.R.T. began in the early 2000s, and still continues today.

Hey, look at that guy using his new S.M.A.R.T. !

S.M.A.R.T. by David Lenins September 8, 2007

S.A.M. 

S.A.M. or, simply, sam, is the abbreviated form of Swalpa Adjust Madi. The language is Kannada, and the direct translation would be "adjust a little bit" but the essense of the phrase is soooo much more! See examples for a feel of the truth...

Patron: Hey! we have 9 tickets but there are only 8 seats here!
Usher: Hehe...er...sorry boss, swalpa adjust madi please...

Immigration Officer: Ahem...sir, you have 10 travellers in your group but only 9 passports. I'm afraid this is a problem.
Traveller: Hehe...er... my father is very old, please, somehow just adjust and go...

Man outside restroom: Hold on one second man, I need to SAM a little bit here (as he pushes his penis back into a central - or otherwise more comfortable - position)

S.A.M. by el indio January 11, 2005