96

Getting friend zoned

Opposite of 69

“I ain’t getting no 69 only 96.”
“RIP.”

by BrobeansOG May 19, 2019

96 handie

When you get a hand job in the back seat of a 96 Jeep Cherokee.

Dude you should of been there to see my 96 handie last night. Freaking awesome!

by Blackgrouper September 8, 2016

34-96

You're an interesting species.

An interesting mix.

You're capable of such beautiful dreams,
& such horrible nightmares.
You feel so lost, so alone...

Only you're not.

See, in all our searching,

the only thing we've found that makes the emptiness bearable,

Is each other.
-Carl Sagan ✝ 34-96

by VoixDelaRaison December 31, 2024

96

69 but in reverse, therefore it’s ass to mouth.

“I accidentally asked my gf to 96 instead of 69, now my mouth Tastes like shit.

by SBERAYNN August 1, 2019

96

The opposite of 69

Also A way to deny sex

E.X A: Do you want to 69?

B:I 'd rather do a 96.

A:Kay Wait.......

by Nibtunococ July 7, 2019

Great animal orgy of 96

When a lot of animals came together and had the nasty. 96 backwards is 69 and that’s a sex position lol

He told me about the great animal orgy of 96 and it was bewildered

by Lil Rat March 17, 2020

96

Indicative of a 69 concerning female authority, the opposite of a 69

Male "Are you crazy, a 96?", Female "No YOU'RE CRAZY", Male "The seeker finds the truth", Female "So say we all"

by Nerd_God July 22, 2023