2 more weeks

Said to someone when they predict something that they think will certainly happen "soon" (i.e. "2 more weeks") but it's just as likely *not* to happen soon

The Government: "If everyone obeys us, we will all get to go back to normal soon!"
Me: "2 more weeks..."

Some guy on the Internet: "War will happen with (insert country name) soon, it's so obvious what they're doing to anger us!"

Me: "2 more weeks..."

Some pundit: "The former president will use the military to come back to power again, just you wait and see!"

Me: "2 more weeks..."

by bearfrog January 20, 2022

2.9

A GPA that is only 0.1 points from 3.0, but is symbolically 100 points away.

Timmy: Mom... I got a 2.9 GPA.
Mom: Timmy, you need to start taking school more seriously. Here, I'll sit down with you and help.

Timmy: I got a 3.0 GPA mom!
Mom: Nice work! For this, I'm not going to take you with me on my errands this Sunday!

by anonym0u$e December 5, 2022

2 in the am pm

The feeling you get when you are more active in the middle of the night than during the day, usually due to schedule changes where you work at night and sleep during the day.

It can also be caused by simply feeling lonely in the middle of the night on a regular basis.

P1: Just started my job as a nighttime security guard.
P2: how you holding up working nights
P1: I got that 2 in the am pm

by TheUltimateDx August 4, 2022

2.6 Hog Cycle

A deck found within the game of Clash Royale, one of the cheapest viable decks in the entire game, despite its low elixir cost it can be extremely frustrating to fight against. Often used by people who believe Clash Royale is a competitive game while forgetting the entire point of a game especially mobile is to have casual fun and not to dedicate their lives to.
Also often a corresponding symptom of fatherlessness found in young children and adults.

2.6 Hog Cycle Player: Hahaha, I've countered your entire push with my endless cycling! Is there anything I can't cycle out of?
Player who just wants to have fun: Too bad you can't cycle back to your father.

by Дecca August 10, 2022

2 on

Getting 2 on is getting drunk and high at the same time, made popular by the singer Tinashe, which is pretty fucking genius if you think about it🤔

"Im 2 on, im too hype"
"I love to get 2 on"

by Irdc tbh June 1, 2017

2 pretty bestfriends

honestly no one knows no one has ever seen one

being "i ain't ever seen 2 pretty bestfriends, always one of em gotta be ugly"

by ushygushymyputhy October 31, 2020

2 for 1 Rule

A rule for throwing a party which states that for every two 2 girls you invite 1 will show and for every 1 guy you invite 2 will show.

Tony invited an equal amount of girls and guys to the party but because of the 2 for 1 rule the girls were outnumbered by 4 to 1.

by logeatloco0082 September 22, 2017