Nut Bulge

When a man wears tighter-fitting pants and sits down, causing a bulge in the crotch area.

I was wearing tight pants while driving one day, and my wife looked over at me and said, “Nice nut bulge.”

by Pumpkin Eater Dawn February 15, 2019

Battle of the Bulge

When two or more ladies fight to the death over your dick.

You hear about the party last night? There was a Battle of the Bulge with five womanz!

by elbissopmi June 7, 2019

Peripheral Bulge

Geology: What happens during glacial periods
Biology: That dick that's just out of your reach

Jonah: Damn, John has that peripheral bulge
Jacobs: Stop using everything you learn in Geology to create memes

by John Dice April 19, 2020

Bulging Boogeyman

Unexpectedly showing one's dick print to an unaware participant.

As Sarah was begining to fall asleep, little bill gave her a bulging boogeyman

by Ass Mechanic October 11, 2019

Harness Bulge

A large bulge in the frontal region of a mans harness

That rock climbing harness really shows off that harness bulge.

by sarwizzle August 21, 2011

Professor Bulge

Man with a killer bulge down in his pants. One look at his dick is life changing, and all the girls are looking at Professor Bulge!

Damn Professor Bulge is sitting right next to Angela, that lucky slut.

by Angela6969 February 23, 2019

Battle of the Bulge

the attempt to keep ones waistline normal(from a WWII battle)

This time I am winning the Battle of the Bulge.

by Light Joker June 6, 2005