cock and balls

CUT THEM OFF THEY ARE NOT REAL THE GOVERNMENT USES THEM TO SPY ON YOU.

Hey bob why are my cock and balls beeping?
CUT THEM OFF THEY ARE GOING TO EXPLODE!

*blows up*

*both die*

by Cockandballsman69 September 12, 2022

Flag

Get the cock and balls mug.

cock

mines is huge

MIKE- i was beating my cock hard.

by hoerw October 26, 2022

Flag

Get the cock mug.

Cock throttle

The bun on top of a man's head. AKA a man-bun. A dude with a man-bun loves to suck cock therefore their partner can control the speed of sucking hence Cock Throttle

My gay buddy loves dudes with man-buns because he can really grab that fucker and control the guy he calls it his cock throttle.

by RChammer0409 October 26, 2022

Flag

Get the Cock throttle mug.

A game where large-breasted women take turns slapping a guy's dick with their boobs. Each slap needs to be harder than the last. The game lasts until either the guy comes (he wins) or someone breaks his dick (she wins). Very dangerous.

I left the party because a game of clobber-cock knockers was starting up, and I didn't want to be there for that shit.

by grugligent November 9, 2022

Flag