Barbie Syndrome

The syndrome where a switch in the brain of fully capable woman turns off and she regresses back to a four year old playing with numerous Barbies whom only share one Ken doll. This usually happens under extreme stress when adult thinking is required yet she insists on obsessing over her hair, makeup, nails and clothes. Or, scrapping with her female colleagues, thereby letting the men get ahead.

When attempting to solve mathematical problems, I am suddenly afflicted with Barbie Syndrome. Barbie Syndrome rears its ugly head when I can't find the other shoe.

by Ms Linguis March 14, 2018

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Sudden opposition death syndrome

When the government suddenly kills you for opposing them

Navalny died due to SODS(sudden opposition death syndrome)

by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 25, 2024

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seeping lard syndrome

Seeping lard syndrome typically occurs when you are so overweight that the lard has no where else to go so it seeps into your brain causing you to become mentally retarded.

Scenario 1:
Guy with Seeping lard syndrome: “bussin burger cheese burger burger cheese cheebuggabuggachee bussin bussin bussin!!!

Innocent bystander #1: “OMG is he alright????”
Innocent bystander #2: “Yeah don’t worry he just fat asf and has Seeping lard syndrome”

Scenario 2:
“Hello my name is (REDACTED), and I have Seeping lard syndrome. I am 20 years old, 427lbs and 4’9, and today I will be doing the SLS ice bucket challenge”

by bussintok February 18, 2025

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