Marshmallow Condom Syndrome

When a man nuts in a condom without knowing that he already nutted.

Vantron only lasted 20 seconds before he realized that he had Marshmallow Condom Syndrome!

by Wanklet November 22, 2022

goanimator syndrome

a gokid who is heavily influenced by goanimate videos.

person: you are grounded grounded grounded grounded.
doctor: it seems you've got a case of goanimator syndrome.

by ElectroBird October 25, 2024

Buttface Syndrome

1. When someone's face is ugly to where it looks like someone's ass...

2. When you hallucinate thinking everyone has ass face...

Guy1: Damn! She's sexy but she has buttface syndrome
Guy2: Shut the hell up, she's born that way

Guy1: Everyone's faces look like asses
Guy2: Get off ecstacy you moron!

by fakename06 October 8, 2018

chronic bitchless syndrome

Chronic Bitchless Syndrome, defined (in simple terms) as “the infinite failure to gain bitches, or a lackthereof.” Chronic Bitchless Syndrom (or CBS) is most common in men between the ages of 14 and 21, but can also occur in higher severity amongst those older than 21. Signs of Chronic Bitchless Syndrome include: significant periods of time spent on social media platforms such as Twitter, Discord, or Reddit, acute misogyny, general bigotry, foul aroma, poor skincare, dry or musty hair, and poor fashion sense. Scientists have yet to find a cure.

“No wonder he can’t get a date. He spends all day on Twitter, doesn’t shower, and hates women. We should get him tested for Chronic Bitchless Syndrome”

by henry the hoeless May 8, 2023

Robinhood Syndrome

A situation where systemic injustice is addressed (taking from the rich or powerful, as in the Robin Hood story), but it comes at a human cost that still evokes sympathy.

Luigi Mangione shot the United Healthcare CEO - they're all a bunch of crooks that have hurt so many people, they had it coming - this is justice served, but at the same time I can't help but feel bad for him and his family; I think I have "Robinhood Syndrome"

by cozjfs December 12, 2024

SNAH syndrome

Still Not A Herring syndrome. Chronic condition where a human person still isn't a herring.

It's official, I have SNAH syndrome and I'm just not sure what to do anymore.

by aya winning son? August 8, 2022

MatPat Syndrome

The overuse of a figure/person in a image in which it makes the original source image look like it was edited in.
The name comes from the YouTuber MatPat, when people realized that the image that he uses of his real life self looks edited in the source photo, due to the amount of times he used a transparent image of himself.

Have you seen the original photo of the meme "Cheems"? It looks like a case of MatPat Syndrome.

by super woahguy December 30, 2023