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Getting Johnned

Having sex or performing sexual acts with someone while somebody else is asleep either next to them or in the same room as them.
Bro I can’t go back to my dorm tonight or else I’m Getting Johnned.

Elise and Joey johnned me while I was asleep on the couch at Matthew’s party.
by Johnner5000 March 18, 2025
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Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck

When you're done eating the Gargantuan sandwich so you take some Gargantuan dick.
frank mccrank: "Hey rhonda let's do the Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck"
rhonda: "Hell yeah"
by bathroom guy spooky guy April 10, 2025
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Roaring Johnson

The act of a 2 man golf team struggling to stand up the task of challenging their rivals.
Doogz and Dev done a Roaring Johnson today, they now have to buy Herm and Nails a schooner
by Nails420 April 18, 2025
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Jimmie Johnson

A Person Who Tries To Be Street Or Do Street Shit And Dont Succeed Or Fail At It Or If They Want To Be A Street Person
You A Jimmie Johnson Ass Nigga
You A Jimmie Johnson
by Olb Mon January 26, 2026
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Jack Johnson

When a man ejaculates on the knuckles of his fist, and then punches his partner in the face with that fist.
They were getting it on, and right before he came, he pulled out, nutted on his fist, and gave her Jack Johnson.
by AcidBrainProductions January 29, 2026
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SC Johnson

An all-encompassing term that can be used to refer to one's ass crack, scrotum, and penis at once.

S = Sack
C = Crack
Johnson = Penis
Richard: I used a new trimmer on my SC Johnson last night, and it went better than expected.
Alex: Have you ever tried using Nair? It works pretty well for mine.
by wlofa August 12, 2025
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The Johncox Face

The Johncox Face is what you get when someone has been talking at you for way too long and doesn’t know when to stop. Eventually your eyes get Heavy and Blood Shot. Your face even starts to droop.


Original comes from a Legend about Chuck Norris’s Nephew Matt Johncox who could have up to 10 or even more conversations going at once. Now imagine if you’re the only one He is talking at. I guess Chuck isn’t the only one in the family that Could Knock You out with only words. Also Matt Johncox has gone on to be a famous rapper from Upstate NY.
Dang Man, What happened in there? You look you got The Johncox Face. She must of really kept talking.
by MySecondRun September 6, 2025
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