fuck weed

1. A bullshit plant that takes you off your game/ the right path to success.
2. A drug for dumb ass people who wanna seem/ look cool.

Johnny smoked some fuck weed yesterday and didn't handle his business.

by fuck weed January 10, 2022

yolo death weed

A large amount of cannabis with a black man hidden underneath protecting it.

My friend Tyrone tried to get some Yolo Death Weed and he got shot by it's guardian.

by DutchIsTheReasonIAnal69420Swag February 14, 2014

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

by Old Chicken Nugets May 22, 2019

smoke weed everyday

Snoop Dogg's most famous line advocating for daily marijuana usage.

It has spawned a huge number of joke variants, many of which somehow involve Super Mario. When the player goes down a pipe, the well-known transit noise is replaced by a squeaky voice saying "weed" three times. Need I say more?

Most implementations of this phrase occur along with a GIF of Snoop Dogg's "weed dance", a classic move which is at once simple in appearance but actually quite difficult to pull off. Perhaps one needs to smoke pot before attempting it...

I smoke weed everyday. (smoke weed everyday) (remix)

by Brodo_Swaggins October 16, 2016

WEED CHARLIE

A weed Charlie is a friend that asks you to pack a bowl to smoke with him and once you pack it , he asks if he can take it with him because he is in a hurry.

Rob Mattingly is a weed charlie, he takes all my buds.

by Steve Boats September 26, 2006

weed

A great herb that grows naturally in the dirt. When smoked can completely make your day legendary. Completely discredited because to many faggot jocks paid attention in D.A.R.E class and to commercials against pot. They make weed sound worse than cocaine. Then the jocks like to come on this website and rant about weed because they have nothing better to do.

Jock: Weed is gay and for faggots who can't face their problems in life so they smoke pot.

Me: Well what about ppl who take pills for depression? They have problems and are facing them with a drug only its over the counter. Besides have you ever even tried pot?

Jock: I'm gay!

Me: That's what I thought...

by 420everydayfuckjocks April 23, 2009

weed

a illegal plant, not a drug, that when it is lit on fire there happens to be some side effects (hungry, sleepy, and happy). it is not a drug because a drug you have to alter it chemically. and might i add that nobody has EVER overdosed on weed! and the only reason it is illegal is because the government is selfish and cant tax it.

i got 5 on that weed

by 13crip74h August 3, 2007