To wake up

When after blowing your load after jacking off, realising that the people you jack off to are well too good for you. the self-hating feeling one gets after realising that all the things that people do in your dreams are never going to happen.

Bud. Hey man, what's up with you?

Jerker. Give's a sec Bud- i just blew my load and is just wakin up.

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

Mad Weak

Someone who isn't strongly attractive in your opinion. Might be someone ugly or not your speed

That boy is mad weak. Why was he trying to holler at me?

by Juana4ev November 7, 2005

Weak Sauce

Reffering to something that is done easily or without much effort. This term can also be used to describe someone who is far less superior than the person who uses this statement.

Yeah dude, I was benching like 350 today. I put it up 12 times. Shit was Weak Sauce.

or

I pancaked that tool in the football game yesterday. He's weak sauce.

by John Masini February 29, 2008

wake n bake

When someone dies and they have a viewing (wake) and then are immediately cremated without any funeral.

No one really cared when she died, so the family just held a wake n bake.

by kajoe October 10, 2008

Camp Wakeshma

fucking poor ass camp on corey lake that doesn't even add up to what's next door. many people think its sad that there are usually more counselors than campers. also known for the epidemic of throwing up and explosive diarrhea.

kid 1: hey dude what are you up to this summer?
kid 2: i'm going to camp wakeshma
kid 1: WTF WHY?? {throws up}

by ayliz January 11, 2009

Wake-fucked

When you are driving a boat and drive very close to another boat (usually stationary) at high speed, causing a huge wake to reach them.

While pulling a skiier the other day, I accidently wake-fucked a nearby boat and a wakeboarder. They didn't look happy.

by Hoop11 June 24, 2010

Weakest Link

The greatest game show ever, primarily because of the former host who used to say "You are The Weakest Link! Goodbye!" in TEH GR347357 W4Y 3V3R!!! Unfortunately, she left the show, and NOBODY has the balls to truly take her place and make the show cool again.

Madam, whoever you are, this show NEEDS you! Please, return to The Weakest Link!

by Psydon November 21, 2004