Pleasuring oneself over celebrities - usually the Hollywood smoking-hot kind but any TV munter would qualify if that's your thing.
-Dude are you coming mountain biking?
-No it's raining so I'm staying home and having a celebrity wank over that tramp from Eastenders with the massive norks
-No it's raining so I'm staying home and having a celebrity wank over that tramp from Eastenders with the massive norks
by stumpyB August 12, 2011
Get the celebrity wankmug. Verb ( See Wank Bank )
The act of managing the contents of your Wank Bank, be it depositing material for later usage or withdrawing for immediate usage.
The act of managing the contents of your Wank Bank, be it depositing material for later usage or withdrawing for immediate usage.
by AdamtheDykes December 28, 2010
Get the Wank Bankingmug. 1. Episodes written by Steven Moffat that aren't very good for various reasons (sexism, gaping plot holes, story discontinuity, etc).
2. A tag used on Tumblr and other social media sites when complaining about TV episodes Moffat has written which have included a lot of sexism, loopholes, or otherwise poor writing, and has disappointed fans.
Phrase comes from the idea that we don't want to watch episodes where Moffat just wanks himself (as in writes whatever he wants, regardless of the fans, character development, overall story, or preset rules of the story universe like in Doctor Who).
Additional information: Moffat is a Scottish writer who has written for Press Gang, Stay Lucky, Joking Apart, Murder Most Horrid, Chalk, Coupling, Jekyll, The Adventures of TinTin, and, most famously, Doctor Who, and the BBC's Sherlock.
2. A tag used on Tumblr and other social media sites when complaining about TV episodes Moffat has written which have included a lot of sexism, loopholes, or otherwise poor writing, and has disappointed fans.
Phrase comes from the idea that we don't want to watch episodes where Moffat just wanks himself (as in writes whatever he wants, regardless of the fans, character development, overall story, or preset rules of the story universe like in Doctor Who).
Additional information: Moffat is a Scottish writer who has written for Press Gang, Stay Lucky, Joking Apart, Murder Most Horrid, Chalk, Coupling, Jekyll, The Adventures of TinTin, and, most famously, Doctor Who, and the BBC's Sherlock.
A: That last episode of Doctor Who was some serious moffat wank. Loopholes, much?
B: Yeah, I definitely prefer RTD's episodes lately.
B: Yeah, I definitely prefer RTD's episodes lately.
by evil_gumball_666 January 9, 2013
Get the moffat wankmug. Wanking in a hotel room whilst the maid is cleaning the next room. You know she is coming to you next!!!
Sound of the trolley stopping and the key going into the lock brings me to climax!
Is this a Danger Wank or is my wanting to get caught affecting this?
Sound of the trolley stopping and the key going into the lock brings me to climax!
Is this a Danger Wank or is my wanting to get caught affecting this?
by samsam222 September 26, 2010
Get the Danger Wankmug. by Thugz Cuny February 19, 2009
Get the Brown Wankmug. the art of miming the act of masturbation, must like air guitar but instead you are playing your man instrument.
dude 1: "woah! that was the greatest air wanking ive ever seen!"
dude 2: "thanks! i practise hard every day!"
dude 2: "thanks! i practise hard every day!"
by cock up the wrong one December 25, 2007
Get the air wankmug. The act of wanking to ultimate pleasure. This is done by assembling 3 computer screens side by side, putting porn on all 3 of them and then blasting your stereo with dubstep so you can't hear anything else. Proceed.
by colourize July 1, 2011
Get the Power wankmug.