Skip to main content

northern valley

Northern Valley is a large group of towns in Norht Eastern New Jersey (The Armpit of America) Northern Valley mostly consists of mid-upper class residents, Has two Schools, Norhtern Valley Regional High School at Old Tappan (the better of the two) and Norther Valley Regional High Scholl at Demarest (The more problematic peice of Northern Valley). Out of the two, NVRHSOT has a better educational system, while it has a VERY Shitty social surrounding.
Continuing on, Most of the NV Population consists of White people, or Asian people.

Northern Valley has many towns, the major and most known towns are Old Tappan, Demarest, Norwood, Norhtvale, Closter, Harrington Park, and others, but that's just to name a few major ones.

anyways, just put it this way,
Northern Valley is full of asshats.
And If you want your kids to get a good education, put them in NVOT.
Northern Valley D Totally sucks balls, so many fucking drug addicts there.

Northern Valley OT has so many asshole kids there. but a great educational system.
northern valley by yermother March 31, 2007

River Valley Secondary School 

its a very prestigious school but then there was a very tramatic experience in the school.
During July, There was a murder at the school, it is damm sad 😔😔
“bro you want to go to river valley secondary school ah?”
“ya”
“remember to check your corners ah”

Scotts Valley 

A town just outside of Santa Cruz, California. It is definition for the word enclave. Almost everyone in this town is racist and white, and cultural diversity is non existent, which is very odd being near the San Francisco Bay Area which is a cultural hotspot. Even the amount of cultural restaurants in this town can be counted on one hand. Though these restaurants are run by white people, for white people, just like everything else in Scotts Valley. People in this town have no understanding of the outside world, and believe their way of life is the only way of life.
Quotes from a person from Scotts Valley:

"Why should I try things that I know I won't like"
"Fags should die in hell because they try to ruin marriage for the rest of us"
"You have NOTHING to make fun of, seriously, I am fucking living in LA right now, there is everything here I talk to mostly asians, indians, and BLACK people!"
Scotts Valley by invisibol July 3, 2009

bog down in the valley 

dude bog down in the valley is fucking awsome song.

the valley 

A destitue smog ridden hell hole in the Los Angeles metro area. It sonsists of a few exclusive areas such as San Marino, but mostly disgusting middle to lower class trash holes of communities. Some like its proximity to the hills, but if that is what you are looking for the following are more suitable places to live: The San Joaquin Hills in Orange County, Beverly Hills, Brentwood, Palos Verdes, anywhere.
I wish I lived in Orange County instead of the Valley so I didn't have all of this smog and dead brush around.

Oh god, its 100 frickin' degrees in the valley today.

Wow, the beach is really far from here, why do i have to live in the valley?
the valley by Tom24 August 28, 2005

The Valley 

Abandoned prison restroom with long trough-style urinal off a low-traffic area, as described in John Cheever's 1977 novel FALCONER. To quote the author, this is where the inmates went after dinner "to fuck themselves." Themselves but not each other -- there were unwritten rules. Looking at other penises was okay, but not into another man's eyes. Touching another man was not allowed, except for the shoulder. A grim place, not gay by any definition, and certainly not the fantasy one-for-all tearoom scenes depicted in gay porn videos.

.
Since The Valley in Cheever's award-winning novel Falconer was located on an upper floor, the origin of its name was obscure. Perhaps the name was coined to reference the trench- or trough-shaped nature of the elderly urinal itself.

-- "Where's Harry?"

-- "He went to The Valley after dinner."

-- 'When do you think he'll be back in our wing?"

-- "As late as possible, if I know Harry."

.
The Valley by al-in-chgo February 25, 2010

Meth Valley 

Created by immature losers who are envious of other humans. People who have to create lies about women i.e. she is on drugs, just to degrade her so she isn't THAT much better than you, but you are losing this battle because you are just that pathetic! Someone who probably has a mediocre life and is dissatisfied with it. One who has to hate to feel better about themselves. See insecure
Love yourself and stop hating, stop creating lies. Meth Valley maybe a fantasy dream of yours, but please keep your fantasies to yourself, they are very lame, imho.