Shopping Under the Influence

Going to a store hungry, tired, or sad, because it raises your risk of impulse spending.

My sister came home with $900 worth of shoes and dresses after she broke up with her boyfriend -- definitely shopping under the influence.

by Cross67 September 26, 2014

under chief

The meat between your ballsack and your butthole. Also known as “taint”

Alright man gotta get off here and go wax my under chief. See ya later.

by Jimmy Under Chief September 29, 2022

The person standing under your bed

Found in ohio, this entity loves pecan cookies. And won’t hurt you, they’re around 13 ft tall, approximately. They love small, and tight spaces, and are cat like. They’re safe creatures, and they’re diet is a omnivorous diet. Eating small dogs, and bats, but also plants, such as tomatoes, and eggplant.

Oh no, the person standing under your bed is back again!

by Susssy Baka 3736869 December 06, 2022

feet under the table

Unwelcome person dining at your table.

Her new nigga is at my old house with his feet under the table.

by D Chris April 22, 2024

Hold Under

The opposite of holding on to something.

When someone is falling off of a roof, "Hold on Mike!"
When someone is falling off of the floor, "Hold under Mike!"
When you grab the underside of something to grab on, and not fall of of.

by FinnishCorpse July 31, 2021

under-wearer

Opposite of a Rat-Licker . Person who 'deathly' afraid of getting Coronavirus ( or ant other virus for that matter ). Will go to ANY extent to wear a mask 'anywhere' including their own back yard. Will pick up a pair of discarded underwear from the ditch and frantically hold it over their mouth and nose if they walk to their mailbox without a mask and noticed a car driving up their road.

Uggg. Typical under-wearer !

by Wryhost September 11, 2020

Th under

Is the most beautiful person that exists if u ever meet a Th under marry him or her immediatly

Wow look at Th under he is so beautiful

by January 10, 2023