treats 

1) To give or recieve any form of sexual pleasure.
2) To take drugs.
3) To describe something that is good.

1) I gave her some good treats last night.
2) I took too many treats last night and freaked out.
3) That Roots gig last night was the treats

treats by Gibbonsausage June 27, 2004

diphallic terata

The condition of having two penises.

"Diphallic terata gives the phallic warrior his super abilities -- mostly, but not limited to multiple strikes in the same melee round, and who can forget his take down maneuver: The double whapper with a stick of death... two sticks of death"

"If you don't think diphallic terata is a medical condition, google images for it"

diphallic terata by protocoldroid April 26, 2005

Teaton 

A means of artistic expression, a tool for the spreading choas and confusion in society. Often in the form of a nonsensical comic strip stuck in public.

Man, I just teatoned Walmart and a bus stop yesterday!

Teaton by Jonny Roasta April 25, 2006

Bathtub Treatment 

The Bathtub Treatment is actually a collection of treatments for the body of a significant other after he or she passes away. Once she does, one must immediately take her body and preserve it in a bathtub with ethanol. The advantage of this, is that the body will always be preserved and ready for sex after proper preparation. In order to prepare for sex with the deceased significant other, she must be warmed. This is accomplished by placing a standard Ball Park hot dog into the microwave for approximately 45 seconds. Once the hot dog has been heated, it is placed into the vagina where thermodynamics will warm the surrounding area. After about ten minutes, your favorite vagina is ready for sex. Due to the hot dog's grease and warmth, the vagina is now wet and eager for you engorged penis. At this point, you should have sex, then clean yourself and your partner. Replace her in the bathtub and repeat as necessary. Remember to top off the ethanol as it evaporates rapidly. Investing in a bathtub cover would be most frugal.

After the death of Alicia, Kavan moved quickly to perform the Bathtub Treatment correctly.

Bathtub Treatment by Fucked_her_rotten February 26, 2011

finger treats 

The act of inserting usually 2 (but can be as many as 5) fingers into a prepped va jaja usually by warming up with the jimmy jam. Can also be used on one's self but is slightly more difficult then the jimmy jam. Unless you have knuckle draggers.

I was going to give her the finger treats to feed the monster but she wanted the cock.

finger treats by boondocks5 September 25, 2007

Red Carpet Treatment 

(a) When you go down on a woman when she is on her period, or
(b) when you do a girl in all sorts of positions when she is on her cycle
(c) when you finger a girl/woman inside her while she is on her period.

Dude, my girl is so horny when she's on the rag, I had to give her the red carpet treatment.

Red Carpet Treatment by MarquesW June 24, 2010

Teatotaller 

A fucking nube who doesn’t drink alcohol and makes you feel bad about yourself for doing it

“No thank you. I’ll just have a cup of hot tea” “gosh, I hate teatotallers”

Teatotaller by chazzy-d August 4, 2018