My Deuce Touch

People with a my deuce touch turn everything they touch to shit. It's basically the opposite of a Midas touch.

Can you stop instrument yourself into all of these important tasks? Your my deuce touch is ruining everything we're trying to accomplish!

by BreadOverBliss August 3, 2018

Twice-touched-water

A river or stream that has had a golf ball placed in it, removed, then molested twice by an arguably Russian autistic 30-year-old

Dude, the recipe for these baked beans calls for twice-touched-water, what the hell is that?

by Dr. Spoons the Corn Farmer February 12, 2019

touch my azure

Someone giving you a cloud handjob

Rainbows and blowjob and touch my azure

by TCDooM November 20, 2018

you've had a touch

Cockney slang for 'you're lucky.'

'You've had a touch, stupid little mug!!'

by anonymous December 9, 2021

Texas Toe-Touch

When you bend over and touch your toes and while you are bent over, someone enters your backdoor.

The other night, Selena was being a real flirty girl and asked me to give her the ol' Texas Toe-Touch.

by akaRakxm July 7, 2023

Two wings touching

Two penis, one hole.

Sheila is a double nasty one. Last night she asked Blake and I for Two Wings Touching!

by WYO_10 August 6, 2017

I got touched

To get busted selling drugs

Monte, Monte, hook me up with a bag?
Your not hearing me, I’m out of business, I got touched!

by Vetrotek April 18, 2023