death bed

What you create for yourself when you fart in a tanning bed.

Last night, after a large dinner, I went to the tanning salon and accidentally made my own death bed.

by BuckyJ September 28, 2006

death penalty

Something that people love to whine about.

If you come to Texas and you kill somebody, we kill you back. That's our policy.

by Vyryn May 13, 2005

Death week

The week nearing the end of the school term where an overwhelming amount of work is due. Many people forget they have a life during this time.

"hey, you going to Sally's party next week?"
"Nah dude, that's death week"

by grinchinator September 6, 2011

murder by death

To murder someone by killing them. Kinda circular if you ask me...

It's also a band...

I'm going to murder you by death!
-OR-
I saw Murder by Death live on Friday the 13th!

by God February 23, 2005

death chamber

(n)

1. A euphemism for an old lady's genitals.
2. An infertile woman.
3. A woman with an STD.

"I thought I hooked up with a cute girl last night, but this morning I woke up in some old hag's death chamber."

or

"Initially I was wearing a condom, but it got lost in that woman's death chamber"

Also could be used to describe an infertile woman.

"We are trying to have a baby, but my semen doesn't survive in her death chamber."

"It felt so good, but I know I have to get tested after I spent a night with her death chamber."

by lhs4 November 10, 2009

Death Star

When your insert your fist into the vagina and open it up as if it exploded. The name 'Death Star' derived from the amount of deaths caused by failed attempts of the technique.

Dude, guess what, I Death Starred Shauna last night!

by Simon Saladcream April 21, 2011

The death tick

The sound a claymore makes in Call of Duty 4 when you trip it. Its nickname is the death tick because when you hear the "tick" you die.

I'll go in first, if you hear the death tick run....AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

by KING MAISON May 13, 2008