secret squoggit sauce

the better term for aloe vera for when you get burned like a squoggit and need to relieve yourself

my bitch ass got burned like a squoggit, i need to shuck some secret squoggit sauce from the plant to gel with my bitch ass sunburn

by forble June 09, 2025

secret class

a title for a porn, or a really shit toptoon that includes a aunt that wants to fuck her nephew and sisters wanting to fuck their brother who is the same person.

"have your read secret class?"
"Yeah, its shit."

by Vocloid miku December 27, 2022

secret of the dragon scroll

The most important lesson of life, that the powers and capabilities you seek are, and have been within yourself all along.
Limitless power is waiting, dormant inside you.
Made popular in the DreamWorks film, "Kung Fu Panda" (2008, D's. John Stevenson & Mark Osborne)

(person 1): "I'm so frustrated. It feels like there's nothing I can get right. I just want to give and quit trying.'
(person 2): " It's important to at least try to understand that anything truly is possible when you realize and embrace the Secret of the Dragon Scroll..."

by Thereisnobox December 22, 2017

Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it

I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.

by Mo0fin November 22, 2021

Secret Society of Lobster People

A secret society dedicated to the lobsterfication of everything. But this is a secret, so obviosly foret about it and don't mention it to anyone. Its too weird to even consider being real anyway, so just forget about it. OK?

The SSLP also has deep and loving investment in the Flanders and extended family. Tamsin, Mom, Dad, extended family and relationships are the most important people to the SSLP.

The Secret Society of Lobster People doesn't exist so forget about it.

by iloveandmissuall December 23, 2014

secret mamba

the flyest motha fucka out there, a true ladies man, aka LOCK UPS all day, aint no body fuckin with this nigga

Secret Mamba: only name irreplaceable to secret mamba is God

by King Mamba February 17, 2011

Secret Booty juice

The act of putting foreign liquids (usually alcohol) into someone’s ass, stirring it around and then having said individual shit it out into cups before a party and then watching as members of the party drink out of the cups unknowing of the process in which the drink was made.

“Bro I think there’s secret booty juice in this cup”

by Boinkysploinkey February 04, 2022