Simeon

God has heard

One of Jacob’s twelve sons was called Simeon

by Bible_Boss February 16, 2026

Simon

The most amazing soul you will ever meet, and the only one you should do anything to never lose. has the softest hair, the kindest eyes, and the most infectious smile and laugh you will ever have the privilege of being around. hung like a horse. his kindness, intelligence, boldness, bravery, humor, and more are qualities you will only see combined all into one person in one lifetime. he loves loudly and deserves the same x1000 in return. after meeting him, you will never be able to forget his extraordinary character and it will be hard, nay impossible, to not fall in love with him immediately. has great butt wow gimme that. he is everything you could ever need in life and more. he is who, when you are young, make wishes on candles to have a boyfriend like when you are older. he is the sole love of my life and the only one for me.

Simon is a gift to this earth

by 0405meow February 19, 2025

Simon Cowell

❌

Simon Cowell is ❌

by iminhellplshelpahhh March 15, 2025

Simon

Casually jacks off daily, is also a fucking retard, and can be referred to as a fatass.

Im pulling a Simon today

by Dagisgay April 3, 2025

simon

simon er carls cumslut

hey cumslut, wait oh you mean simon

by smegmaboyyyyyyyyytssotuff April 7, 2025

Simon Cowell

The twat.
I really hate Simon Cowell.

Dude, I fucking hate Simon Cowell.

by SoullessEther May 7, 2025

Simon Le Bon’s Yacht

To have a total fuck up which is compounded by another total fuck up which could have been avoided.

Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.

“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”

by The Dung Hammer June 13, 2025