Definitions by Dagisgay
Erik
Someone who enjoys jerking off to their mother. They have a miniature cock and are ugly as fuck and have bad style. it is also someone who is classified as a freakbob. Lastly, this is someone who wants to kiss little boys.
Phillip
A zesty pedophile who likes to take advantage of younger boys and only boys. It is also someone who has a micro-penis, approximately 3cm when hard.