Shelting

squeezing the tip of your dick so hard it bleeds

I was shelting so hard last night, i bled a river!

by gartttt March 27, 2024

Shelton

Shelton ones of the sweetest guys you’ll ever meet with the most beautiful brown eyes. He will always make you laugh even when you don’t feel like it, his smile is contagious and will always brighten your day. He has so much heart and puts his all into everything he does. He’ll treat you like a princess and never upset you purposefully. Even though he will joke in serious times he is the best thing that will ever happen to you.

Girl- “wow look at Shelton, look at that smile!”

Girl #2- “ I know he’s so great.”

by Jessie branded January 6, 2025

Bomb sheltered

A person who has been sheltered by an extreme degree.

Boy: Have you seen that funny video of the dancing cat on YouTube?
Girl: What's YouTube?
Boy: Gee, what are you? Bomb sheltered?

by NoMoreVillains June 1, 2009

semen shelter

a term used when unable to say vagina in social conversation.

You don't want to go diving in a recently used semen shelter.

by doc.azn December 7, 2012

tax shelter

n. Bunker in which to hide with one's tax returns when the press come around.

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I need a few more yards of concrete. The reporters got a backhoe and dug up my last tax shelter.

Have you thought of using a charitable foundation?

by gnostic3 October 3, 2016

hailee shelton

She's super cute. sexy as hell, funny as hell, really beautiful! i love her long time!

Hey look, its Hailee Shelton! i just busted a nut!

by Hailee Shelton November 8, 2017

Lance Shelton

An absolute unit.
100% Alpha Male
Will try and bench press you at the gym to impress a girl.
Streams Fortnite with hopes to become pro

Michael: Noah look at that lance Shelton at the gym.
Noah: Man that’s an alpha male if I’ve ever seen one

by Balakay12 November 8, 2019