Sex

The one topic that most users on Urban Dictionary won't stop bitching about

Me: *types s on the search bar*
Search: *shows sex as the second most typed search term by the letter*
Me: Sex? I can't deal with that shit anymore on this stupid website!

by ThatTrainAnimationH8er February 13, 2022

Sex

The thing I will be doing with your mother tonight.

Your mother: We are going to eat earlier this evening because I will have sex later tonight with the person writing this definition.

by S_00_S September 05, 2021

Sex

Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And pray you don't multiply

Guy 1 to Guy 2: Sarah and I were remembering high school math last night when we were having sex. We went at it like wild monkeys!

by Corn-Sizzurp May 20, 2021

Sex

It's fucking amazing.

Bob: I had sex with Anna last night and it was awesome.

by TicklemyJohnson January 25, 2018

Sex

Sex is like math

You add the bed,
Subtract the clothes,
Divide the legs,
And pray you don't multiply.

Sex

by Bzup dokz January 07, 2022

Sex

The one I have with your mom, and the one I have with your dad

Person A: Are you a man or a woman?
Person B: Yes
Person A: Okay, what’s your sex?
Person B: What do you mean?
Person A: No I mean like, what’s in your pants?
Person B: Poop?
Person A: No, what’s between your legs?
Person B: Which one, your mom or your dad?

by yourmomdotcom420 November 12, 2021

sexs

This is just like normal sex but with differences. It is also known as Arabian sex which is way faster and more elegant in movement. It is also very quick and the male partner uses dance moves as a cum ritual

Yo Felix did you have sexs last week?

Wtf Alex!?

by Alxdusty December 01, 2020